God of Salt... -has God in it so it shows immortality -i actually own an compound ie NaCl -Salt is supposed to oppose the devil so im the good guy -a God of Salt will be high on salt so hes got a high blood pressure so fear the wrath -in ancient times i use to stir problems by creating salt wars -i use to have my mythology but the people who knew it were burnt during a salt war so im pretty unknown now
Mine is the best because it reflects my state of mind. furthermore, it's the best because i'm a moderator and anybody who contradicts me will encounter my wrath!!!
Joke apart, i don't really like this topic since it's a kind of spam so...