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bluedevil
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bluedevil
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If you can be anyone (other than your self) in the world, who would it be and why?

I would be Andrew Zimmern from Bizzare Foods because I want to go all over the world and view the scenery and have a delicious (or not..) meal.

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iMogwai
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I would be a dog cuz you get to eat, bark at people, and sleep all you want!


Dogs are usually being bossed around, can't pee when they want to, and aren't allowed to go outside on their own. If all you want to do is eat, sleep, and relax, I'd say being a cat is more suitable for you. I'd love to be a cat too. Eat, sleep, eat, sleep, eat, sleep, climb a tree, sleep in the tree, wait until your owner calls the fire department, then climb down before they get there. You've all seen lolcats, but I'd be a trollcat.
farrowking37
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i would want to be myself, only instead of being named (my name here) i would be named Steve. Steve is a nice name.

slipsoccer
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I'd be Bill Gates. I'd have everything I need in life.

knight_34
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Just a much more perfect version of myself.


That is what I would love to be... No, an ideal version of me isn't my exact self.
Armpit
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Armpit
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Just a much more perfect version of myself.


More perfect? If you're already perfect, how can you improve?
greethan
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greethan
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I would be Michael Jordan. With Donald Trump's money and Terry Crews' abs.

RaijaRadiance
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RaijaRadiance
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If you're already perfect, how can you improve?
I'm far from being my perfect self, and that's what bothers me.
TheGr8est
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TheGr8est
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Id wanna be justin beiber for 1 day, kill myself (as justin)
and come back to my normal body.

loloynage2
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Some random normal guy in like a good billion years, just to see how the future will be.

knight_34
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knight_34
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With Donald Trump's money


Some of the Walton family of Wal-Mart fame are richer than he is..

Some random normal guy in like a good billion years, just to see how the future will be.


I suppose evolution would make for a dreadfully unrecognizable planet.. if ours is hospitable by then.
jackoo8080
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I'd be Chuck Norris because I'd pwn anyone.

tegan190
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tegan190
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If I could be anyone I would be myself with no flaws. :P

FloydTC
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FloydTC
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I would be someone who doesnt exist, because theres nobody on this planet who is worth being more than me

johnmerz
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Shepherd

If it was temporary (about a week), I would be a moderator, maybe Strop.

13BlueSideBanger13
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i would be a very rich. toned version of myself.

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