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DBLACKSTAR
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You all know Chuck Norris is one bad mofo, but so is Batman, neither will back down from a fight and both have tooken on and beaten many tough oponents, the question when matched against eachother who would win.

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metalwill
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Batman is lame. He's just a guy with a cape and some expensive, fancy gadgets. I don't know why he's considered a super hero.

DBLACKSTAR
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I know right, but for some reason it is universaly accepted that he can beat just about any heroe.

GhostOfMatrix
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super hero.

Super hero means he has powers - he doesn't. Batman is a vigilante that protects his city, he's considered a hero - not a super hero.

Chuck Norris is overrated, people like to over-exaggerate his abilities. Bruce Lee kicked his *** and Batman can too.
for some reason it is universaly accepted that he can beat just about any heroe.

You're being a hypocrite if you say that, since you just over-exaggerated Chuck Norris.

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Off-Topic: What's up with all the bandwagons with the 'this vs that' threads? Can't you people come up with something interesting to talk about?
DBLACKSTAR
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Hey I never said I liked Chuck Norris i just like to laugh at the jokes, and I just wanted to see what people thought, since from what I have seen no matter who they are up against they are peoples favorites to win the fight, I myself prefer Jet Li, and DeadPool.

Cherezig
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Cherezig
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Chuck Norris? Have I travelled to the year 2005?

Cherezig
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Cherezig
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traveled*

Zultimategamer2000
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Zultimategamer2000
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Batman is Chuck Norris with a cape and mask, so I'm pretty sure that Chuck would win.

Osumnis
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Don't you mean that it would be a draw? If Batman=Chuck Norris, it should be a draw, shouldn't it?


No, Batman should win. He is richer and has a lot of gadgets.
Legion1350
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Does Batman have a paddle? I think not. Sorry Batman, but Chuck Norris wins.

DBLACKSTAR
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Okay what if you throw Charles Nelson Riley into the mix then who wins.

Xcalibur45
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Really, where is there Even a comparision?

Bigchicano
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Chuck Norris got his *** beat by Bruce Lee. Batman has lost a few battles, but always won the war so to speak. I think its a Tie.

DustyLee
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Chuck norris has better jokes soo... chuck norris

ANDY59UK
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We all know that Chuck Norris would win...

Chuck. Norris. Always. Wins.

Sheppard007
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Chuck Norris and Batman. Hmm. Can Batman swim on land. No. Definitely Chuck Norris

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