I DONT NEED TO. YOU SEE I AM SLIGHTLY BETTER AT DEALING WITH MYTHICAL CREATURES SUCH AS TROLLS THEN I AM AT DEALING WITH OTHER THINGS SUCH AS HUMAN SOLDIERS. I THINK YOU CAN JUST GO AND RUN. I DONT REALLY THINK THE TROLL IS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO DEFEAT THE EMBODIMENT OF THE CRUSADES. NOW... MANA SHIELD!
(epic powerful shield surrounds me and the rest of everyone who posted here.)
I AM NO NORMAL CRUSADER! I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF THE CRUSADES! AND I CAN SEE YOU TRYING TO REMOVE THE CRUSADES FROM THAT HISTORY BOOK! NOW BURN FOR ETERNITY IN HELL OR GET THE FFFF OUT OF HERE! LET MY FRIENDS AND I STAND AGAINST SOME MAGICAL TROLL THAT BELONGED TO THE GUY WHO ONCE HAD HUGE LIPS IN THE FORM OF HIS HUGE LIPS THAT I SLICED OFF!
(epic soldier is hit by lightning and loses his gurranteed crits)
I AM NO NORMAL CRUSADER! I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF THE CRUSADES!
Your Armatar doesn't say that. sprooschicken has still his lips. Nothing stops me from just eating you. Holladay; call your gods; this crusader will be history!
GO TALK TO SPRUCECHICKEN. I MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BIT CARELESS WITH MY SWORD AND UNLEASHED A STRONG TROLL. NOW LET ME HAVE MY FINAL STAND AGAINST A TROLL AND NOT A HYDRA!
(epic slicing of johngarells stomach)
AND IT DOESNT MATTER ABOUT THE LOOKS... ITS ABOUT THE PERSON! NOW CALL ME THE DARK CRUSADER OR I SLICE MORE OF YOU UP!
You didn't slice up my stomach; 'cause my name is JohnGarell. I don't know how sustainable that johngarell is; but the sword of a totally normal crusader can't hurt me.
