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oh really?

(locks thefinalphoenix in a furnace with no chimney and an indestructible interior)

i threw the key away.

(dumps a whole ton of water in the furnace)

(closes and locks the door again)

you know the key in the bin? well its a bin for keys only so i can just grab it out again and stuff...

hmm?

(goes over to door with both a fire hose and some armor peircing bolts)

(very slowly opens door)

what do you want?

(DZZT!)

(you can tell whats going to happen cant you?)

(i kick the door flying through the air and step out but in a far more juggernaut/ninja kind of way)

YOU DIDNT COUNT ON ME HAVING AN ULTIMATE FORM DID YOU?!? HAHAHAH! BOTH MY FIRE DEFENCE AND MY PHYSICAL DEFENCE HAVE SOARED TO HEIGHTS YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! EAT BOLT THEFINALPHOENIX!

(a bolt flies through the air and impales thefinalphoenix to the wall in the waterfall while i turn on the waterfall)

THATS NOTHING MATE! I HAVE MY FORK OF AWESOMENESS!

(runs round and kills all the ninjassasians with my fork of awesomeness)

EAT DAT CRAP!

(TZZD)

i do have a habit of exploding when chopped into multiple bits...

(KA-KA-KABOOM! KA-KA-KABOOM!)

now my armor is gone so my multiple severed limbs can rejoin to my body in shadow form.

now to use the sadistic part of me...

(kills a polar bear and heavily mutilates it)

im at full power! ASDFTELEPORTER!

(teleports inside thefinalphoenix)

i have got to fix that ability some time or other...

I sneak up behind spartandestroyer and bite him so he can become a zombie and we team up to start a zombie apocalypse. unless i can't hurt you in your shadow form.

sadly i cant be hurt in shadow form.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45rhJo3LkxE&feature=related

(does what the soldier does in the video)

besides im not evil. also i finally fixed the darn ASDFTELEPORTER.

(teleports in front of thefinalphoenix)

IMMA FIRIN MAH LOLBEAM!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

no u.

(breaks the very earth with my fork of awesomeness)

see if you can cross an inverted olympus mons you idiots!

remember its not silverware its INDESTRUCTIBLE DIAMONDWARE!!! HAH! in the meantime i have recently gotten obsidion bolts. hold still schweinhund this will only sting for a moment...

(fires an obsidion bolt at thefinalphoenix really quickly)

i dont have a nose.

SHADOW FORM!

(armor clatters to the ground)

(a relatively humanoid shaped shadow creeps away)

While you wait for gizliz42 I tap your shoulder you turn around and I make you blind

i screw the cops with the power that comes from being a shadowlord.

i will return and avenge you phoenix