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@sprooschicken Holladay15 has now joined our group. He's our only elf!

(grab)

DIE HYDRA!

(stab!)
(blood everywhere!)

ps i stabbed you in the chest NOT the head.

but sprooschicken jumps in and saves john and holladay by wrapping you in my enourmous lips!

I HAVE YOU NOW MORTAL FOOL!

(slices sprooschickens lips off)

NOW YOU DIE!

(epic slash that leaves sprooschicken in danger of bleeding to death)

AND BACK TO KILLING THE HYDRA!

(the hydra is run through with my sword)

I'm to sustainable for you; weak one! Even if you could damage me so you see my blood; the blood is acid for your sword and it will melt like butter in the sun.

FOOL! MY SWORD IS MADE OF AN INDESTRUCTIBLE ELEMENT!

(i stab you anyway. trololol i stabbed you with a sword the length of a HOUSE!)

You FOOL! the lips are my source of power they cannot be destroyed, they are undestroyable

YOU ARE THE FOOL! YOUR LIPS MAY BE THE SOURCE OF YOUR POWER AND CANT BE DESTROYED BUT THE CAN BE UNCONNECTED!

(SLICE SLICE SLICE!)

I'll kill you tomorrow; spartandestroyer. Use your friend then; I want a big meal!

this is true but you have relased a force more powerful than you could have imagined! i shall now tell you the story of how my lips came to be:

this took place directly after i killed my master, i was walking along down in the forest of foumian gamian and it was late and dark, out from abush jumped the evil troll SPAMIUS TROLLIUS! there was an epic fight and i was wounded garavely, i turned to the best spell i knew but itt was so powerful it could backfire and kill me, but i took the risk! i summoned the awesome power of the spell: flaggeth commento, moderatar deleto! the beast was form there in made my slave and is forced to live as my lips killing all those i feed to him!

now it has been cut off no one can defeat him! AAAAAAH! run for your lives god **** you! RUUUUUUUUN!

gets on hydra (llo me to a.i you john?) and i use bow and arrow on you spartan "Sproos give power to my bow and arrow!"

Let me on the gad**** hydra first!!!!!!!!!! we need to escape the troll formerly know as my lips!

I let sproos first and then i get on and john create another fire barrier "sproos give me some magic powers for my bow and arrow"

ok ok lets just get the hell outta here first!

PAH! A TROLL! ARE YOU REALLY SCARED OF A TROLL?!? BANHAMMER!

(troll has been banned from the armatar war for 1 day)

OH MAN! YOU MORTALS ARE MORE HILARIOUS ALIVE! I SHALL LET YOU LIVE FOR NOW!