i put a poison bomb in slayguy8s next dinner. as soon as he takes a bite the poison bomb will go off silently and cover the rest of his food in poison. quite clever actually.
You can't leap on me because you have no depth perception because I stabbed your eye out with my hunting knife. You jump next to me, attacking the ground, and I killshot you with my 9mm glock. I then take the hunting knife out of your eye and spray some Lion-Away on myself in case you come back after being revived. How's THAT for a long and painful response?