Our class had a substitute for around 3 months that always used to say "I hear smurking" in this really weird tone. We always used to say bhind her back "I smell smiling" LOL.
My Math teacher likes to talk about bed bugs. My science teacher only talks about sex. And my history teacher dances in class sometimes. My English teacher is probly the only sain one.
Okay, so in one class, we were working on something. some people at a different table started talking about Halo Reach. The teacher overhears and says "Halo Reach, that has such good graphics!" She said that instead of telling them to do work.
and one of my substitutes that i had talks in third person all the time.
This reminds me of one substitute I have quite a bit. He always says something during class like "now people will clap because of Mr.G's amazing performance." People actually clap. Also, after he tells us to stay on topic, he starts talking about the significance of the color yellow on some book, which is totally irrelevant to the topic. After we do all the things we need to do, he starts juggling balls and doing tricks with them.
It was one of those useless "specials" they make you do in middle school. It was some helping in home thing. They make you make disgusting food. It always has to be "healthy."
Well, in seventh grade I had this crazy ILAR teacher (that's what our middle school called english)...well I won't start this up again :P I already talked about here on some other threads.
My 7th grade health teacher was pretty crazy. She talked in a wired voice sometimes and made a lot of the kids laugh. But I don't think she ever made me laugh...
