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Paarfam
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Well... That priest must be pretty embarrassed. No apocalypse. You can talk about all things dealing with the world ending here!

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TackyCrazyTNT
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Really? The world is definitely ending over here. Nuclear unicorns, fiery bowling balls and all that falling from the sky.

And don't forget the Mutant Marshmallow peeps. You can't forget the peeps.

Roadripper
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The Zombies are coming for me! I'm trapped in my room, but I can see them down the street!

Hhhheeeeelllllppppp....

Graham
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I haven't gone outside, locked mah doors, and have shutters closed.


Seems like an ordinary day.

Paarfam
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Man, you guys are hilarious. While you're making your funny jokes I'm sitting here typing this while fending zombies. I've had practice on the games here, now it's time to show off. Yup, I'm so good I can manage my AG addiction with one hand and an AK in the other.

pratchu
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Well... That priest must be pretty embarrassed. No apocalypse. You can talk about all things dealing with the world ending here!


this is actually the second time he predicted this. he first predicted in 1994 i think and when the end didn't come, everyone was in the streets causing havok and rioting.
and what's the rapture?
Maverick4
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The Zombies are coming for me! I'm trapped in my room, but I can see them down the street!


Thats odd... Me and some friends are going to harass some guy whos trapped in his room. Any connection?

I'm in a group on Facebook thats called 'That awkward moment when you realize the world isn't actually ending.'
idontsuckthatmuch
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure the pigs are on the attack where I live. O_o

They're a bit off schedule, though.

TackyCrazyTNT
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LOL There will never be the end of the world. It's all bull**** and it's bad for you. There will be no showering asteroid's or comet's and other ****.


No, there will totes be an apopocopalipse. With unicorns. And jellybeans. DUH.
Paarfam
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LOL There will never be the end of the world. It's all bull**** and it's bad for you. There will be no showering asteroid's or comet's and other ****.

Backing up Tacky and joel's sarcasm, we're only kidding! I think I couldn't have made it any more obvious.
Ernie15
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Basically, it is when Christians all around the world 'disappear,' taken up into heaven by Christ.


This is the holiday the rest of the world looks forward to.

There was a 3.6 earthquake near where I live, but other than that, nothing apocalyptic has happened to me.

All I can say is, when Jesus comes down, I'll be ready with a sledgehammer. An inflatable sledgehammer, of course.
loloynage2
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Nuclear unicorns

lol.

Anyways I'm shooting hordes of demons with my buddy Jesus over here. And for some strange reason I can hear a lord of the rings battle soundtrack.

Very fun judgment day.
DarkGamer99
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LOL Okay you have fun with that. I did nothing like that. Just went on with my normal day.

machinesway
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machinesway
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For all we know only one person actually got raptured, that person was the only person to follow every single law and rule made in the bible and the rest of us are down here...but god went....**** it they've got Rebecca Black...that's punishment enough.

DarkGamer99
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LOL so true. She is god awful There is your end of the world right there.

jets99
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I knew it wouldnt happen ow did it even get started? what if its not affected by daylight savings...

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