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murasaki9
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How would you deal with someone one the phone whom you'd rather not talk to?
I was thinking maybe, ringing your own doorbell to fool them into thinking you've got someone at your door, so you can get off the phone with them.
But, what do you guys think? What would you do?

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James212
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I just tell them "sorry i really have to go because were going to church" or something.

ColdMold
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If someone spilled my drink I would smash the glass over their head and then drag them to the town incinerator. I'm jk though

murasaki9
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How would you deal with a snake infestation in your home?

murasaki9
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Yeah, EverDead, that should do it. They'll probably call back again hoping your phone works.

James212
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I would grab a flamethrower from some place and burn the house down. Then we can get broke by re-building the house. Now thats how you stop a Snake Infestation the professional way.

murasaki9
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Flamethrower? Hmm. I always like the idea of snakes and fire. Don't know why. They seem to go together very well.

azndude07
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I always come up with the most marvelous little stories and schemes in my head but I never use em either =/

I typically just go, "Ah... I have to clean my house now... Kbai."

PlasmaMan
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For telemarketer I'd say "oh wait someones at the door" play some music with a lot of shooting and for the ending play the final line in the original movie "jaws" where he says "Die you son of a *explosion*. After all that I come back to the phone and say "i'm sorry what were you saying?". As for the snake i'd run for my life, screaming like a little girl.

ColdMold
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I would get that chemical they use for bed bugs and take all of the oxygen out of my house

AceofSky
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I would get that chemical they use for bed bugs and take all of the oxygen out of my house

Now why would you want to do that...

I would just try to mimick one of parents and say Ooops I got to go. Cya...
AceofSky
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Sorry for double post, but that came out unclear...
I meant that I would mimick one of my parents and say "Get off the phone."
Then I would go back to being me in voice format, and say "Ooops, I have to go. Cya."

snowguy13
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By the way everyone, the topic has changed. Read page 4. :P

To deal with a snake infestation:

1) Get earmuffs. Good for blocking off the girls' annoying screams.

2) Call someone who knows what to do. Obviously, I would have no idea.

3) [Witty idea to put here pending...]

Sheppard007
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What I would do in order to deal with a snake infestation, would be to turn the temperature down. They are cold blooded creatures, so making it could would slow them down, so I can then personally show them through to their way down the toliet.

OR I would tie them up together and make a really big deadly rope out of them and then win a guiness world record for longest snake rope.

murasaki9
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As for the snake i'd run for my life, screaming like a little girl.

That's got to be the funnies thing.

1) Get earmuffs. Good for blocking off the girls' annoying screams.

2) Call someone who knows what to do. Obviously, I would have no idea.

3) [Witty idea to put here pending...]


You should run away, screaming like someone who;s seen a ghost!
EmperorPalpatine
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How would you deal with a snake infestation in your home?


I wood cook em on da barb e q, Taste like chicken!
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