How would you deal with someone one the phone whom you'd rather not talk to? I was thinking maybe, ringing your own doorbell to fool them into thinking you've got someone at your door, so you can get off the phone with them. But, what do you guys think? What would you do?
I would grab a flamethrower from some place and burn the house down. Then we can get broke by re-building the house. Now thats how you stop a Snake Infestation the professional way.
For telemarketer I'd say "oh wait someones at the door" play some music with a lot of shooting and for the ending play the final line in the original movie "jaws" where he says "Die you son of a *explosion*. After all that I come back to the phone and say "i'm sorry what were you saying?". As for the snake i'd run for my life, screaming like a little girl.
Sorry for double post, but that came out unclear... I meant that I would mimick one of my parents and say "Get off the phone." Then I would go back to being me in voice format, and say "Ooops, I have to go. Cya."
What I would do in order to deal with a snake infestation, would be to turn the temperature down. They are cold blooded creatures, so making it could would slow them down, so I can then personally show them through to their way down the toliet.
OR I would tie them up together and make a really big deadly rope out of them and then win a guiness world record for longest snake rope.