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ChillzMaster
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Hello all. That's me the title's referencing. I haven't seen any other Sadists on this forum, so I've decided to represent our faith here.

So ask me some questions. Inquire how I became a Sadist, or what our faith stands for. Maybe try to argue how your faith is superior to mine. (you'll lose that one my friend)

Hail Satan, and let's hear some questions!

-Chillz

btw; There are no animal sacrifices in our rituals.

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AnaLoGMunKy
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nothing was said really


Oh, ok. Bit of as letdown really :P

I have only ever reported bots who spam adverts so she is safe from my evil gaze. g
sprooschicken
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have only ever reported two users who were actually the same person, who were just randomly spamming my messenger

AnaLoGMunKy
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Nippy, I hope I never have that problem.

sprooschicken
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oooh! YAY! someone changed the name, in a way AG i my religion, there are mighty gods called mods, and when you pray to them through their sacred messengers they actually get stuff done! and the all serev the mighty king of the heavens Daniel McNeely

sprooschicken
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you prayed to one of the mighty mods and he granted you a name change

hail armor!

EnterOrion
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EnterOrion
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you prayed to one of the mighty mods and he granted you a name change

hail armor!


More like:

Me: Hey Cen, change this title. It's getting on my nerves.

Cen: Ok.

*cough*

Back on topic.
sprooschicken
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D: don't insult my religion man!

I mean *ahem* anyways, yes so back on topic, well actually we can't be until he answers our questions

ChillzMaster
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To your comments as to why I don't just become Atheist -

the idea has appealed to me, but I don't want to be kept with the kind of droning community that to me, is just a huge smug fest. "We're better than you cuz we don't believe in a giant flying spaghetti monster". Bah!

On top of it, I know satan is true, I acknowledge him as the light that guides me through my troubles and is the force that got me to my times of fortune.

Satan is, well, a really nice guy. He wants everybody to be saved and everyone to enjoy life. He doesn't like plagues and floods, he knows that we're mortals, and can't live up to the expectations of Deities. Besides, the scale of evil one human can perform directly is severely limited compared to those accessible by Divine Beings.

-Chillz

MageGrayWolf
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the idea has appealed to me, but I don't want to be kept with the kind of droning community that to me, is just a huge smug fest. "We're better than you cuz we don't believe in a giant flying spaghetti monster". Bah!


The reason for one being an atheist has nothing to do with atheism.

On top of it, I know satan is true, I acknowledge him as the light that guides me through my troubles and is the force that got me to my times of fortune.


As I asked back on page 3, why do you believe this being exists?
Sonatavarius
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... no animal sacrifices or baby sacrifices... but other people who are older can be used as sacrifices... lolwut

or is this the wrong thing? I've seen other sources on human sacrifice in the Satanic Bible before... maybe that's a different kind of satanist.

sprooschicken
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To your comments as to why I don't just become Atheist -

the idea has appealed to me, but I don't want to be kept with the kind of droning community that to me, is just a huge smug fest. "We're better than you cuz we don't believe in a giant flying spaghetti monster". Bah!


well thats highly ignorant, I could easily say Christians flaunt their supreme knowledge of a deity, as said by Avorne on another thread what you see here on AG is a very very small minority of vocal atheists, most are perfectly content to not debate or even mention religion

I personally always never try to insult religion as that would be hypocritical on my part as I used to follow one

you talk about Atheists like they're a group however we are not, we are united in one belief, or rather lack of belief, apart from that most of us with have little in common spiritually, you can't talk about atheists as a group as the whole point of atheism is that you are part of no group
AnaLoGMunKy
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Satan is, well, a really nice guy.


Your either deluded, or just taking the piss!
iMogwai
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Satan is, well, a really nice guy.


Not exactly. The biggest difference between him and God is that he has lower expectations and minds his own business. And it's not that he's more forgiving, it's just that he, as you said a while back, doesn't think humans can be held responsible because they don't know any better. Just like a cat can get away with scratching the crap out of your couch, he thinks humans can get away with sinning because, well, we're idiots.

Still, even if this might be a reason for you to chose Satan over God, it doesn't explain why you believe either of them exists in the first place.

the idea has appealed to me, but I don't want to be kept with the kind of droning community that to me, is just a huge smug fest. "We're better than you cuz we don't believe in a giant flying spaghetti monster". Bah!


It sounds like your choice of religion is more about being different than actual belief. Either you believe in your deity, or you don't, you don't look at the benefits of either then pretend it's your belief. And, you know, you can't say atheists are all the same, just because neither believes in a deity, that's like saying a cucumber and a turtle tastes the same because they're both green.
AnaLoGMunKy
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It sounds like your choice of religion is more about being different than actual belief.


And our survey says... *ding* ...right answer!
gaboloth
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guys, why are we trying to find any intelligence in the words of someone who said this?

Let's take a look at the Irish and Italians, the most famous Catholics. Irish are drunk, loud, violent, and sided with the Confederacy back in the day.

Italians are imperialistic, mob-based, carb-gorgers.
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