After reading a survival guide and watching the first 25 minutes of Zombieland, I wonder how you would go about surviving.
I would load up on everything I can. If I see a zombie, I'd shoot it in the head, to disable the brainstem. I would also head to a safe location, wherever it would be.
yes but what if there were survivors that had guns? then you would be dead. I would go to Cabelas. Its a hunting, fishing, sports store. and use all their equipment that's useful. BTW. Zombieland is awesome.
you know..every time i take that quiz on facebook, I always manage to get a high percentage and it always says that I'm a leader of human survivors bc I know a lot bout surviving zombies
Get all my family and close friends together, gather supplies from the houses, get into cars. Find a gun shop, load up bags with guns and ammo. Keep moving until we find a secure place to be. A place such as a mansion or a mall, something like that where you have a lot of things within there and can hold out for a long time. Either that, or keep moving.
I'd kill a zombie, take out its entrails, and wear them as a necklace. That would make me smell like a zombie. Then I would ramble around with a shambling gait,so the zombies wouldn't think i was an alive human, and take food from gas stations and grocery stores, and shack up with some other survivors in a mansion, where we stay until all the zombies have died from starvation, because they eat more people than were born. This lowers the population, so the zombies would reach their carrying capacity and begin to die, and while the population is down, my friends from the mansion would find more survivors, and we would have more people in the mansion, and then there would be even less food for the zombies. The zombies might resort to cannibalism, lowering their numbers even more. Eventually, all zombies will be dead, and the people from the mansion would spread out and begin attempting to repopulate the world, which will obviously end in a world solely populated by inbred children.
Adding on to Koru's "Zombieland is awesome." I would paint myself up to look like a zombie, that way they wouldn't be able to tell the difference...Bill Murray was able to do it in Zombieland why can't I?!
Seriously, I would look for an island that can be self sufficent, and clear any zombies currently there. Zombies can't exactly fly/swim so I should be good for a while.
Alexistigerspice, KingLemon, read this. You seem to have poor ideas on how to survive an attack. http://www.inf.ufsc.br/~emilio/Zombie.Survival.Guide.pdf
I would kill all zombies i see, thus slowly making all the zombies disappear or go into hiding from my awesomeness. Either way, zombies can't handle my epic.
But if a zombie attack were to happen for real i would probably just become a zombie myself or something.
