I did this thing back in October, and wanted to do it again.
GOAL: Get to the top of the building with anything you can think of! The person who gets to the top will be the host. There are also rounds which I will host. I host round 1.
FOR EXAMPLE: Jimmy5748432: I use a girrafe to get to the top. alexhasboomboom: The giraffe is not tall enough.
Jimmy5748432: I use a jetpack to get to the top. alexhasboomboom: You run out of fuel and hit the ground
Jimmy5748432: I use a flying car to get to the top. alexhasboomboom: Flying cars don't exist.
Jimmy5748432: I parachute down onto the building. alexhasboomboom: It is so windy outside and you land on a near by car.
IamSOOOsmartdude: I get help from chuck norris and he throws me to the top. alexhasboomboom: CORRECT! you are the new host! ug5151: ROUND # [# means number]
So yeah, you should get it now.
And just to top it off, the building doesn't have stairs!
ROUND 1: 10 STORY TALL BUILDING. FIND A WAY TO GET UP THERE.
Defenders: Me (Patrick2011): 500/500 HP Hot Air Balloon: 2550/5000 HP
Attackers: spartandestroyer's ship: 150/1000 HP Riptizoid101's armadas: mass armada in 2 posts
Specials: Flag on 69th floor (placed by Riptizoid101) Teleporter on 60th floor (placed by spartandestroyer) Teleporter on Ground (placed by spartandestroyer) Landing Pad on 50th floor (placed by sonicheroes95 and has a 25% chance of working)
Shops:
NAZTAQ (IBakedYouAPie):
Location is irrelevant since this shop has a delivery system. However, anyone on the 20th floor will be hit by a security system (I don't know what it will do). Currency is lbs of fuel.
NAZTAQ Products:
Hoverboard: 15 lbs of fuel Laser Gun: 5 lbs of fuel Freeze Ray: 25 lbs of fuel 10 floor Teleporter: 50 lbs of fuel Plasma Gun: 10 lbs of fuel Medpac: 30 lbs of fuel Hoverpack: 40 lbs of fuel
sonicheroes95's shop:
This shop is on the 50th floor but does not have a delivery system. If you want to buy from this shop, you must be on the 50th floor. Currency is rupees.
sonicheroes95's products:
Memory Shard: gives chaos spear lvl 1, costs 50 rupees sonicheroes95's sword: sonicheroes95 does not want you to touch this Free trip to the ground Double Hookshot, costs 100 rupees If you suffer an injury on the 50th floor, you automatically heal. Beam Machinesniper, costs 200 rupees Master Sword, costs 300 rupees Mushroom: absorbs 1 hit, costs 25 rupees Fireflower: no known use, but wears off on a hit, costs 75 rupees
armortycoon's shop:
This shop is in the 3rd floor and does not have a delivery system. To buy from this shop, you must be on the 3rd floor. Currency is US dollars.
I train to get a flying license, I get one, make sure theres no heavy wind outside and there isn't, fly a helicopter over the building, jump out and use my parachute.
Defenders: Me (Patrick2011): 500/500 HP Hot Air Balloon: 2550/5000 HP
Attackers: spartandestroyer's ship: 150/1000 HP Riptizoid101's armadas: mass armada in 1 post
Specials: Flag on 69th floor (placed by Riptizoid101) Teleporter on 60th floor (placed by spartandestroyer) Teleporter on Ground (placed by spartandestroyer) Landing Pad on 50th floor (placed by sonicheroes95 and has a 25% chance of working)
Shops:
NAZTAQ (IBakedYouAPie):
Location is irrelevant since this shop has a delivery system. However, anyone on the 20th floor will be hit by a security system (I don't know what it will do). Currency is lbs of fuel.
NAZTAQ Products:
Hoverboard: 15 lbs of fuel Laser Gun: 5 lbs of fuel Freeze Ray: 25 lbs of fuel 10 floor Teleporter: 50 lbs of fuel Plasma Gun: 10 lbs of fuel Medpac: 30 lbs of fuel Hoverpack: 40 lbs of fuel
sonicheroes95's shop:
This shop is on the 50th floor but does not have a delivery system. If you want to buy from this shop, you must be on the 50th floor. Currency is rupees.
sonicheroes95's products:
Memory Shard: gives chaos spear lvl 1, costs 50 rupees sonicheroes95's sword: sonicheroes95 does not want you to touch this Free trip to the ground Double Hookshot, costs 100 rupees If you suffer an injury on the 50th floor, you automatically heal. Beam Machinesniper, costs 200 rupees Master Sword, costs 300 rupees Mushroom: absorbs 1 hit, costs 25 rupees Fireflower: no known use, but wears off on a hit, costs 75 rupees
armortycoon's shop:
This shop is in the 3rd floor and does not have a delivery system. To buy from this shop, you must be on the 3rd floor. Currency is US dollars.
Defenders: Me (Patrick2011): 500/500 HP Hot Air Balloon: 1050/5000 HP
Attackers:
Specials: Flag on 69th floor (placed by Riptizoid101) Teleporter on 60th floor (placed by spartandestroyer) Teleporter on Ground (placed by spartandestroyer) Landing Pad on 50th floor (placed by sonicheroes95 and has a 25% chance of working)
Shops:
NAZTAQ (IBakedYouAPie):
Location is irrelevant since this shop has a delivery system. However, anyone on the 20th floor will be hit by a security system (I don't know what it will do). Currency is lbs of fuel.
NAZTAQ Products:
Hoverboard: 15 lbs of fuel Laser Gun: 5 lbs of fuel Freeze Ray: 25 lbs of fuel 10 floor Teleporter: 50 lbs of fuel Plasma Gun: 10 lbs of fuel Medpac: 30 lbs of fuel Hoverpack: 40 lbs of fuel
sonicheroes95's shop:
This shop is on the 50th floor but does not have a delivery system. If you want to buy from this shop, you must be on the 50th floor. Currency is rupees.
sonicheroes95's products:
Memory Shard: gives chaos spear lvl 1, costs 50 rupees sonicheroes95's sword: sonicheroes95 does not want you to touch this Free trip to the ground Double Hookshot, costs 100 rupees If you suffer an injury on the 50th floor, you automatically heal. Beam Machinesniper, costs 200 rupees Master Sword, costs 300 rupees Mushroom: absorbs 1 hit, costs 25 rupees Fireflower: no known use, but wears off on a hit, costs 75 rupees
armortycoon's shop:
This shop is in the 3rd floor and does not have a delivery system. To buy from this shop, you must be on the 3rd floor. Currency is US dollars.
Defenders: Me (Patrick2011): 500/500 HP Hot Air Balloon: 1050/5000 HP
Attackers:
Specials: Flag on 69th floor (placed by Riptizoid101) Teleporter on 60th floor (placed by spartandestroyer) Teleporter on Ground (placed by spartandestroyer) Landing Pad on 50th floor (placed by sonicheroes95 and has a 25% chance of working)
Shops:
NAZTAQ (IBakedYouAPie):
Location is irrelevant since this shop has a delivery system. However, anyone on the 20th floor will be hit by a security system (I don't know what it will do). Currency is lbs of fuel.
NAZTAQ Products:
Hoverboard: 15 lbs of fuel Laser Gun: 5 lbs of fuel Freeze Ray: 25 lbs of fuel 10 floor Teleporter: 50 lbs of fuel Plasma Gun: 10 lbs of fuel Medpac: 30 lbs of fuel Hoverpack: 40 lbs of fuel
sonicheroes95's shop:
This shop is on the 50th floor but does not have a delivery system. If you want to buy from this shop, you must be on the 50th floor. Currency is rupees.
sonicheroes95's products:
Memory Shard: gives chaos spear lvl 1, costs 50 rupees sonicheroes95's sword: sonicheroes95 does not want you to touch this Free trip to the ground Double Hookshot, costs 100 rupees If you suffer an injury on the 50th floor, you automatically heal. Beam Machinesniper, costs 200 rupees Master Sword, costs 300 rupees Mushroom: absorbs 1 hit, costs 25 rupees Fireflower: no known use, but wears off on a hit, costs 75 rupees
armortycoon's shop:
This shop is in the 3rd floor and does not have a delivery system. To buy from this shop, you must be on the 3rd floor. Currency is US dollars.
I get behind an Unobtanium shield(Hammerspace backpack) and call in my Unmanned Aerial Fighters to attack the ship and balloon with heat-seeking missiles.
Defenders: Me (Patrick2011): 500/500 HP Hot Air Balloon: 750/5000 HP
Attackers:
Specials: Flag on 69th floor (placed by Riptizoid101) Teleporter on 60th floor (placed by spartandestroyer) Teleporter on Ground (placed by spartandestroyer) Landing Pad on 50th floor (placed by sonicheroes95 and has a 25% chance of working)
Shops:
NAZTAQ (IBakedYouAPie):
Location is irrelevant since this shop has a delivery system. However, anyone on the 20th floor will be hit by a security system (I don't know what it will do). Currency is lbs of fuel.
NAZTAQ Products:
Hoverboard: 15 lbs of fuel Laser Gun: 5 lbs of fuel Freeze Ray: 25 lbs of fuel 10 floor Teleporter: 50 lbs of fuel Plasma Gun: 10 lbs of fuel Medpac: 30 lbs of fuel Hoverpack: 40 lbs of fuel
sonicheroes95's shop:
This shop is on the 50th floor but does not have a delivery system. If you want to buy from this shop, you must be on the 50th floor. Currency is rupees.
sonicheroes95's products:
Memory Shard: gives chaos spear lvl 1, costs 50 rupees sonicheroes95's sword: sonicheroes95 does not want you to touch this Free trip to the ground Double Hookshot, costs 100 rupees If you suffer an injury on the 50th floor, you automatically heal. Beam Machinesniper, costs 200 rupees Master Sword, costs 300 rupees Mushroom: absorbs 1 hit, costs 25 rupees Fireflower: no known use, but wears off on a hit, costs 75 rupees
armortycoon's shop:
This shop is in the 3rd floor and does not have a delivery system. To buy from this shop, you must be on the 3rd floor. Currency is US dollars.
@Kylelolcat: The missles deal 300 damage to the hot air balloon. Also, I will rule that the shield reduces the next 3 hits you take are reduced by 3 posts of injury. You got hit, and you take a 1 post injury after the shield is included. The shield can reduce 2 more hits.
Here comes the Pie man, takin care of Biz. I upgrade my shop so it now occupies stories 20-23. It kinda looks like the future base from age of war. Unbelieveably technical, pulsing with blue wires, and covered in a shiny white plastic-metal alloy. YEAHUHHH.