This thread is a riddle involving 4 people who I will call P1, P2, P3, and P4. This is a conversation by the people:
P2: I am not right in the head. P3: P2 is not kidding. He really does have a problem. P3: *whacks P1* P1: Why did you whack me? P3: Why not? P1: Why would you answer why with why not? P2: That is a cop out. P3: I did cop out. P1, you're not right in the head. P1: You're not right in the head. Why did you cop out? P3: You didn't deserve a reason because you're not right in the head. P2: None of us are right in the head. P4: Wrong! I'm the only one right in the head. P3: You're not right in the head. P1: P4 is right in the head and so am I. P3: Then why did you resist the cop out? P1: Resistance to cop out does not make me not right in the head. You're not right in the head because you copped out. P4: P1 is right in the head. P3, you're not right in the head. P3: I am right in the head. P1, go to your cage. P1: It's a room, not a cage. P3: You're not right in the head.
To solve this riddle, you need to figure out which people are right in the head. Use this definition for right in the head:
Not mentally ill
In a few days, I will give the answer to the riddle, then discussion may continue until this thread is locked.
After reading through this I think you failed at making a riddle.
Especially since after he tells us this was a real conversation, it's quite obvious that P2 and P3 were just joking around and not at all as crazy as they seemed to be.
TBH, Patrick, you need to learn how to take a joke.