Well, Spider Man is a classic story and has been around for years. Yeah it's a little weird how he gets bit by a spider then gets spider characteristics, but it's also cool and get's your attention at the same time. I personally, liked all 3 of the Spiderman movies. Now about the Scary Movie movies, I really only liked the first one. I thought it was funny the first time, but you don't need to make sequals for a film making fun of films, seriously.. I thought the 3rd one was okay but the 2nd and 4th were just dumb. So, I'd be Spiderman.