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Steve:Look at that note dude
Bob:What that one
Steve:No the one on the floor *slaps bob*
Bobw why did u slap me
Steve:cause u'r a retard
Bob:i'm telling mom'
steve:*eyes get big* I'm SORRY don't tell mommy wahhhhhh

the end that made no sense did it

Steve:Look at that note dude
Bob:What that one
Steve:No the one on the floor *slaps bob*
Bobw why did u slap me
Steve:cause u'r a retard
Bob:i'm telling mom'
steve:*eyes get big* I'm SORRY don't tell mommy wahhhhhh
steve:just read the f-ing note
bob: fine it says 'steve had diareahh yesterday"
Steve:WHAT
Bob:that sucks dude isn't im pretty sure diarreah has two r's

guy with torrets: ...BIG A$$ T^TTIES
girl with big boobs: why thank you

kid 1 - i caught the bus today
kid 3 - thats kool
kid 1 - problem was my mum made me let it go

What are you doinge i dont get it.

Mom: Henry, what are you doing with baby Marcy!?
Henry: Mom, I'm just feeding him!
Mom: Then why do you have air-soft pellets in your hand!?

the funniest conversations r wen a bunch of girls are explaining their girl problems like T.O.M. to a bunch of cluless guys. lol (tom is time of the month btw.)

Mom: Henry, what are you doing with baby Marcy!?
Henry: Mom, I'm just feeding him!
Mom: Then why do you have air-soft pellets in your hand!?

Whoa this came back from the dead! Back when Firetail was just reaching his 100th forum post! Now that's old.

Whoa this came back from the dead! Back when Firetail was just reaching his 100th forum post! Now that's old.

Me: hello may i please speak to melissa
My dad: you called your onw house stupid!
Me: Ummmmmmmm.......... Really? Are you sure
(dial tone)

Me: hello may i please speak to melissa
My dad: you called your onw house stupid!
Me: Ummmmmmmm.......... Really? Are you sure
(dial tone)

Person 1: Thaaarrrr im stttoooopid thar tharrrr yuk yuk yuk
Person 2: Yes, you really are stupid.

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Man: I love this flashy suit!
Me: Nice suit, did your husband get it for you?
Man: Yuk yuk yuk Oh, that Manutd4life096!

Person: Doctor, can I have a new butt? My old one has a huge crack in it.
Doctor: Everyone's butt has a crack in it!
Person: Oh.

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Person: Hi, my name is Doug Douglas
Person 2: No it's not, it's Stewart Pid!
Person: Oh. Hi, my name is Stew Pid

Those were from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

[quote]Person 1: Thaaarrrr im stttoooopid thar tharrrr yuk yuk yuk
Person 2: Yes, you really are stupid.


lol good one