ForumsPopular MediaMy Little Pony: Friendship is Metal

44 16945
Xzeno
offline
Xzeno
2,301 posts
Nomad

Welcome everypony. This is a thread to talk about My Little Pony. More specifically, the new animated series, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

I'll open by telling about my own MLP (My Little Pony) experience. Maybe I'm arrogant, maybe I feel inadequate, or maybe my beat up leather backpack has formed a symbiotic relationship with me and I've gone full on hipster, but I feel an obligation to point out that I was here first. Unlike most of the Internet, I didn't jump on the MLP bandwagon after it was cool. I've been a long running fan. Even when I was a wide-eyed youth, there was something about those ponies that caught my imagination far more than Barbies, or teddy bears, or any of the other little girls' toys I played with. I think it was because they were horses, and because of their amusing color schemes. When I was young, my aesthetic philosophy was undeveloped. I believed more colors was inherently better, as it brought more things to the table that were visually pleasing. I had little understanding of holistic qualities. Writing this makes me want to take them out of the attic. I hate nostalgia. I think I just don't want anyone to see me as new, a convert. I didn't start the show with the twinge of irony that accompanied many others. Rather, I want all to know I am the one on the sidelines, pony in hand, smirking "I told you so."

My favorite pony wasn't actually a My Little Pony. She was a pink plastic horse with a sparkly orchid mane. She also had golden hooves, to which I attributed her magical powers. Being about three times the size of the MLPs helped jettison her to a position of authority as well. Just thought it was worth mentioning.

In some ways I see it as justice that the show is so popular. After all, it's a solid franchise and the creator's a legend. I have longstanding personal interest. It deserves nothing less than its legion of fans. But part of me can't shake the idea that you newbs just don't appreciate ponies like I do. But oh, you do.

I identify a lot with Twilight Sparkle. She was a learned loner. Intelligent, wise, and extremely knowledgeable. Not, as she discovers, lacking in charisma, but a little asocial and unsure of what to do. Most important, she is utterly unaware of what she's missing until she learns the magic of friendship. This is, in a way, the story of my life. No princess (well, that's complicated) ever forced me to make friends. Instead, it was an idea I had. It somehow wormed its way into my mind, tightening its hold until I couldn't let it go. After much deliberation and a consultation with my best adviser, I did what I never thought I'd do: I, like Twilight Sparkle, left my life behind to discover the magic of friendship. Only my place wasn't a library. It was the Internet. Sure, I read as much (maybe not quite) as Twilight, and surely match her intellect, but I became a denizen of the Internet by default. I'm not sure how it happened. God knows I never wanted it to,but I realized I was here, and it was an important part of my life.

The neat thing about Twilight is that she didn't change. She didn't turn her back on brilliance, learnedness or reading. All she did was go out and met people who appreciated her -- loved her -- for who she was. "Be yourself", such cliche advice, but it worked for Twilight Sparkle. Is it any surprise, then, that this show has enormous popularity on the Internet? We're all Twilight Sparkle. We're all little nerds who feel an aching loneliness, only barely aware of it. And we all want to find those people who will love us for who we are. Twilight appeals to us because she's more than a figure with which we identify. She is an idea, and ideal. Twilight is what we hope to become. Part of us, deep down, thinks if Twilight did it, so can I, and I like to think that part of us is right. You know, there's another pony who's also pretty important. Yes, you all know who I mean. He's a great pony. We all love him, but how could anyone not? He's every bit as brilliant as me or pHacon or thisisnotanalt. He is, in many ways, the best of us. And you know, he was probably Twilight Sparkle too. I think her archetype strikes a cord in all us denizens of the Internet. Twilight, more than its creator's status and clever writing, I think, accounts for the show's unforeseen popularity so far out of its target audience. Surely we too can find the magic of friendship, if Twilight can, if Strop can. Sorry Strop, I couldn't resist. In my defense, this IS a pony thread.

So, uh, yeah, AG just got 20% cooler. Let's talk ponies. Opening question: Who's your favorite and why?

  • 44 Replies
Zydrate
offline
Zydrate
383 posts
Farmer

That's what I hoped to accomplish with the OP.

It didn't work.
Legion1350
offline
Legion1350
5,365 posts
Nomad

[quote]It's the only children's show that qualifies the title. Ponies that fly and unicorns that move **** with their minds . . . that is metal.

No, that's ****ed up. Metal would be if they were crazy looking ponies singing death metal and/or making satanic rituals in their back yard. Maybe even adding some sadistic pony sacrifices. Mr Toots would be proud.[/quote]

Better yet, flaming demon-horses in plate armor blasting Melodeath and performing occult rituals. Seriously, MLP: FIM isn't remotely metal. It's a cartoon for little girls.

You "watched a few minutes" of it. Orion has seen the entire first season in glorious 720p. You are not qualified to judge his statements about it. They have an all-powerful princess who literally causes the sun to rise in the morning, having imprisoned her sister on the moon. It is the most metal thing on Earth.


The bold contradicts your metal statement. You know how there's matter and anti-matter? Metal is matter, and MLP: FIM is anti-matter. Two completely different ends of the spectrum.

They aren't making fun of it. They like it.


Well, I'm certainly making fun of it.

That's what I hoped to accomplish with the OP.


Game Over. Would you like to try again? If so, please insert another quarter into the slot, and press A to continue.

If the MA (Manliness Association) came here, you'd all have your Man Cards jerked so fast your balls would spin. Females exluded, of course.

Somehow I feel like this is a big joke that too many people have taken seriously. Thats what makes it all the more funny.


1. Darn it, I wanted to make a man-card revocation joke...
2. I couldn't agree more. Just go to memebase.com. It's hard to go three pages without seeing something about Rainbow Dash.

I've heard about it, but i'm not one to watch any porn, let alone my little pony porn.


Just go to any rule 34 website. You'll see pages upon pages of it.
EnterOrion
offline
EnterOrion
4,220 posts
Nomad

Better yet, flaming demon-horses in plate armor blasting Melodeath and performing occult rituals. Seriously, MLP: FIM isn't remotely metal. It's a cartoon for little girls.


You clearly do not understand how metal it is.

Keep sitting in your little world, while I continue realizing how metal it is.
Legion1350
offline
Legion1350
5,365 posts
Nomad

You clearly do not understand how metal it is.

Keep sitting in your little world, while I continue realizing how metal it is.


Ok, so we have two respectable members of AG, EnterOrion and Waluigi, and they turn out to be bronies... Orion, could you please seriously explain to me what men find so compelling about this children's show?
EnterOrion
offline
EnterOrion
4,220 posts
Nomad

Ok, so we have two respectable members of AG, EnterOrion and Waluigi, and they turn out to be bronies... Orion, could you please seriously explain to me what men find so compelling about this children's show?


It just is, good fellow, it just is. It is a collection of tales about six friends who overcome obstacles through the power of friendship!

That, good sir, is ****ing brutal.
deth4
offline
deth4
759 posts
Nomad

Like Deth, I enjoy how Rarity takes fashion seriously, but is still a good person. A little vain, but, well, kind.

she has to be kind, her element is generosity

and of course its metal
Legion1350
offline
Legion1350
5,365 posts
Nomad

It just is, good fellow, it just is. It is a collection of tales about six friends who overcome obstacles through the power of friendship!

That, good sir, is ****ing brutal.


You're treating this like the Lord of the Rings. It's just a show about colorful animated ponies. And don't forget friendship. This is anti-metal.

she has to be kind, her element is generosity

and of course its metal


Oh look, another brony...
CommanderDude7
offline
CommanderDude7
4,689 posts
Nomad

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljl67h3z7P1qiq96ko1_500.png
Rock on metal pony rock on.

EnterOrion
offline
EnterOrion
4,220 posts
Nomad

Oh look, another brony...


You act as if it's a disease. >.>
Xzeno
offline
Xzeno
2,301 posts
Nomad

You know what I love about My Little Pony haters? They're so cartoonishly evil. They're like the bumbling henchmen of a real villain. They so purposelessly try to ruin what we enjoy without any noteworthy competence.

Now, I don't mind their antics. I actually find them amusing. What I do mind is your overly sexist sentiments. The comments about "man cards" in particular are offensive for reasons I assume you are intelligent enough to grasp. Regardless, I hoped my OP would firmly establish me as a person who cares little for manliness.

bwtwilight24
offline
bwtwilight24
26 posts
Nomad

Bob luvs my little pony.

Legion1350
offline
Legion1350
5,365 posts
Nomad

Rock on metal pony rock on.


I spy with my little eye, something that is Photoshopped.

You act as if it's a disease. >.>


DING DING DING! Someone give this lucky man over here a prize!

You know what I love about My Little Pony haters? They're so cartoonishly evil. They're like the bumbling henchmen of a real villain. They so purposelessly try to ruin what we enjoy without any noteworthy competence.


Well, I'm not trying to ruin it. I'm just trying to figure out why in the bloody Hell adult men would enjoy this show. And I'm trying to figure it out. Seriously, why go from My Little Pony to My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic? What next, MLP: Miami? MLP: Special Victims Unit?

Now, I don't mind their antics. I actually find them amusing. What I do mind is your overly sexist sentiments. The comments about "man cards" in particular are offensive for reasons I assume you are intelligent enough to grasp. Regardless, I hoped my OP would firmly establish me as a person who cares little for manliness.


Seriously, what have we said that's been remotely sexist?

Brony fans on AG? Who would of known...


I see bronies, too, Kirby. They're everywhere. They walk around like regular people. They don't even know they're bronies.

Bob luvs my little pony.


And who is this Bob we speak of?
Maverick4
offline
Maverick4
6,800 posts
Peasant

[quote]You know what I love about My Little Pony haters? They're so cartoonishly evil. They're like the bumbling henchmen of a real villain. They so purposelessly try to ruin what we enjoy without any noteworthy competence.


Well, I'm not trying to ruin it[/quote]

I am though!
Jefferysinspiration
offline
Jefferysinspiration
3,139 posts
Farmer

@Kirby - Thank you for making my night. That is brilliant.
So wrong, but so brilliant.

idontsuckthatmuch
offline
idontsuckthatmuch
2,261 posts
Nomad

*clicks on link*

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/001865461/2720222272_poker_face_meme_200x160_xlarge.jpeg

That is the greatest thing ever. Too bad it's not actually in the show. Makes me think that I should actually watch it.

Showing 16-30 of 44