I mean, Imagine one big fat Japanese guy trying to wrestle himself? That would be a very sad sight. (By the way, no racism meant there. I love Japanese people. My GF is half Japanese.)
"oh hi im a wheat!" "me too, what a coincidence" "hey i dont know you back off" "eew why are you all sticky!" "weres my **** whistle! HEEELP HEEELP!" (this is about the food)