Well, it was around Christmas and I went to a gas station and I saw this Santa ligther(at the time I thought it was a mini flashlight.) Well, I put my face close to it to see if it would shine red and green lights, and when I pressed the button the fire went up and almost hit my face.
Just out of boredom, I've actually grabbed a napkin, (might be the weakest kind of paper in the world) and set it just above a candle. The aim was to see if the napkin would make a slight hole in it all from the smoke...It was a complete fail.
-Note: I was only 5 and it completely curious about some things; as are all toddlers.
I went to go bye a teddy bear when I was five and I didnt have enough money and the lady yelled at me, so I went and bought an ice cream cone and threw it in the face of the lady selling teddy bears.
I fell on the radiator and had a hole in the back of my head. It got stitched up and now I have a scar there. Unfortunately I have never seen it in my entire life.
Apparently, I went through a stage as a child. I think I was... I have no idea, maybe anywhere from 5 - 8. According to my family, I found out I had some certain special parts. And, I was very fond of telling people. For example, one of my most common phrases would go along the lines of, "Uncle John, I have a penis. Right here. *Points to crotch*" Yeah, I was... "special."
I set my vacuum on fire because my rug has threads coming out on the side and they got sucked inside and caught. So it started to smoke and fire was coming out a little but we put it out. O_o
I watched a Super Man Cartoon and believing that i could fly i tied a blanket to myself like a cape. Then i got on a chair jumped off, cut my face on a coffee table and had to have stitches on the side of my face.
When I was 10, I went to Mexico with my mom, dad, and my brothers. They were 18 and 20 at the time(step-brothers btw). So I went with them over to some cliffs one day (we were on a small island called Isla Mujeres, great place) and they told me to jump off. Well, these cliffs were only about 30 feet high or so, and completely smooth. So I did it. I landed in the water, perfectly fine, only to realize that there was no way back up except to climb back up from a 3 foot wide strip of sand that was mysteriously under some footholds. So I managed to climb my way up after being stuck down there for 3 hours. "If someone told you to jump off a cliff, would you do it?" "Yes, yes I would"