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Hypermnestra
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Okay, so, apparently TRF wants to lose the old thread until such time as Dibs sees fit to return.
So, as per his request, I have made a new thread. I, of course, don't see exactly why this is necessary, but I suppose it won't hurt anything to accommodate Turf.
So, I guess this will just be a continuation of the prior thread with the old characters and we'll pick up where Dibs left off. I suggested that Noob DM this one, but being that he doesn't have any of the source material beyond what's on the internet, he declined. That being the case, if there are no objections, I guess I will be DMing this one. I won't have access to my books myself for another week or two, so if it's okay, I guess I'll be using a homemade campaign. And as far as the campaign goes, expect to see a lot of stuff that's not exactly D&D canon, because, as I said, I don't have my sourcebooks right now. Unless, of course, someone else wants to DM, in which case, I'd be more than happy to step aside.
Unfortunately, I do not think that this game will be accepting any more players. This thread is here for the sole purpose of reducing clutter in the other. It will actually be a lot easier - it was getting to be a pain, navigating that other one with all the pages it had(we were almost at 4,000!).
To start off, I'm going to request that we all post our sheets(I'll track mine down later) and if there is anyone who would like to DM or has any requests to that effect or which concern the next campaign, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Cheers.

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DBLACKSTAR
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How many points in each skill dood?
Fix that, and your sheet will get the greenlight.
4 in each. Also, how much gold do we get?
loco5
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oh screw it i'll have my character dig

"So, there isn't anything wrong here? no crime? no kidnappings? not even an old lady getting her coinpouch stolen?"

SirNoobalot
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"H-how much for a room?"

Going to continue 'jo game, DB?

Dragonblaze052
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I could say the same to you, Noobs.

loco5
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hey wait DB why did you stop at that inn? didn't i already tell you i was going to one?

Dragonblaze052
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Loco, do not question me. There is a method to the madness.
(Note, the level of madness still exceeds the level of method, however.)

loco5
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no fair, i paid for ya'll rooms and dinners D:

Hypermnestra
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"Mind if I take a seat, Ma'am?"

...Correction: YOU are a dummkopf.
If I did not make it clear, you are outside. You are not inside, where there are seats. You are outside, where there is dirt and grass.

"H-how much for a room?"

"10 silver a night."

hey wait DB why did you stop at that inn? didn't i already tell you i was going to one?

...

no fair, i paid for ya'll rooms and dinners D:

So just eat everybody's dinner, and by then your character will be fat enough to take up every room you've rented! D
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Hyper, I am from the South. Things are different here. We have rocking chairs on porches. Also, why the **** is she sweeping the grass and the dirt, then?

loco5
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last page third from bottom T_T

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FlagHyper, I am from the South. Things are different here. We have rocking chairs on porches. Also, why the **** is she sweeping the grass and the dirt, then?


And 'dem Mississippi windchimes, too?

Allee hands over 10 silver and waits expectingly.
Hypermnestra
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Hyper, I am from the South. Things are different here. We have rocking chairs on porches.

Except I described the outside and said nothing about rocking chairs.

Also, why the **** is she sweeping the grass and the dirt, then?

Because there's a porch, it just doesn't come with a chair. It's an inn, it has to look nice so that people will come in.

"So, there isn't anything wrong here? no crime? no kidnappings? not even an old lady getting her coinpouch stolen?"

"No, not at all," the innkeeper says. "That old wizard in the forest is a bit strange, but he's not done anyone any harm..."
loco5
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"No, not at all," the innkeeper says. "That old wizard in the forest is a bit strange, but he's not done anyone any harm..."



GOD ****IT I KNEW THERE WAS A FOREST!


"an old wizard you say?"
Dragonblaze052
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Fine, he asks:
"Mind if I come in for a seat, Ma'am?"

Hypermnestra
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Allee hands over 10 silver and waits expectingly.

And you call yourself a Grammar Nazi...
"Belba," she introduces herself. "You can come in, if you want. Your friend too."
The common room is large, but still manages to pull off a homey atmosphere. Three fireplaces filled with crackling flames light the room and fill it with warmth. 8 customers are sitting at the large table in the center of the room, enjoying food and drink and talking cheerfully.

GOD ****IT I KNEW THERE WAS A FOREST!

Hahahahaha.

"an old wizard you say?"

"Indeed."

"Mind if I come in for a seat, Ma'am?"

"Of course not!"
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