Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have a gun: Get in the van.
Theres an African, An Irishman, and a Homosexual in a bar. What a good example of an intergrated society.
Whats Green and has wheels? -What? Grass; I lied about the wheels.
Why was six afraid of seven? -Why? It wasnt. Numbers aren't sentient, and therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? -Why? Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human being.
Knock-Knock. -Who's there? John. -John who?
John broke down in tears when he realized his Grandmother's alcheimers had progressed to the point where she no longer knew her own grandson.
Whats brown and sticky? -What? A stick.
Whats red and smells like blue paint? -What? Red paint.
What would George Washington do if he were still alive today? -What? Scream to be let out of his coffin.
How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? -How many? Two; one to change the lightbulb, and the other to hold the latter and ensure the first doesn't fall.
Y'know whats sade about four black men driving on a cliff? -What? Those guys were my friends.
Three blind mice walk into a bar. They're unaware of their surroundings, so to make fun of them wouldn't be very nice.
A white guy, a black guy, and an asian jump off a building. They all die at impact, and their families mourn their loss for years afterwards.
A duck walks into a bar. Animal Control is promptly called, and the duck is released into a nearby park.
