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plokkey
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Hi this is a war forum game where it is all one:BOB
BOB is a random nothing
You have to damage BOB in everyway.
Example:
person1:bob falls off a cliff
person2:bob falls in a pit of fire
person3:an explosion from the pit makes bob fly into a window and so on

Tell me if there is sumthing wrogn with this topic

ill start.
Bob is on a roof of a building..

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aced0155
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when the ak-47 gets jammed, and bob jr kicks krusty in the knee, takes the ak-47 and puts enuf lead in him to mine. then a giant forest god from hellboy2 comes out and...

Nerdius
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Nerdius
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Sayss that BOD (u know who he is) is a illegal immigrant and is going to be deported to mexico when Bob jr sees Major BOB, and asks for his help. Major bob...

dacer
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nerdius's post ignored, major bob no longer exists.

...and rips apart the snake and goes after bob jr just about the time..

Sssssnnaakke
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Sssssnnaakke
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Scribe

for dinner which he was late for but then he realizes that McDonalds ran out of mayo so he...

dacer
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dacer
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Nomad

goes into an allyway were he finds a moldy bottle of mayo, he decides to...

Minnakht
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Minnakht
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Nomad

try it and discovers poison. The amount he ate wasn't lethal.

Then, some short thin guy appears and tells him that if he kills a dacer then he'll get a set of three materialistic wishes.

BOB accepts.

BOB arrives at dacer's livingplace and then...

dacer
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dacer
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Nomad

minnakht post ignored, bob is gone forever,

..try it and discovers poison. The amount he ate wasn't lethal, bob jr gets an odd feeling in his stomach witch causes...

used ur beggining. :P

klint26
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Peasant

His eyes to melt out of his head so he runs to...

dacer
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dacer
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Nomad

..the eye doctor, but ends up in a crazy doctors chamber, the docotrs looks at his eye sockets and looks through his parts and give bob jr a pair of...

klint26
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klint26
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Peasant

scissors and runs to the zoo to clip the....

dacer
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dacer
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Nomad

...magical monkey whos hairs will regen his eyes, he brings the hair back to the doctor...

klint26
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klint26
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Peasant

the doctor takes the hair and shoves it in a.....

aced0155
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aced0155
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Nomad

cannibal bag that tries to eat the hair but bob sticks his hand in and...

dacer
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dacer
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aced, its not bob, its bob jr.

did you not relize that?

cannibal bag that tries to eat the hair, but bob jr sticks his hand in and...

...gets the hair, he only lost a pinkie in the process, quickly he eats the hair getting his eye sight back...

Minnakht
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Minnakht
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and he sees a Dacer.

The Dacer attacks.

BOB jr defeats him easily, but then, suddenly, his body explodes and... MajorBOB appears! And he starts to battle too!

MajorBOB
HP:230/230
Skills: Peanut Butter summon, Peanut Butter bolt, "Life is a hotdog", Peanut Butter heal

BOB jr
HP: 50/50
Skills: Writers' invention adaption

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