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Saying a bird smells foul.

If I could re-write the alphabet...

I'd leave it just the way it was. :/

Why must you punish us with these yokes?

Here's one that I adapted from Cyanide and Happiness:

p1: Knock knock.
p2: Who's there?
p1: Abrupt joke ending.
p2: Abrupt joke ending who?
p1: *Silence*

how do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back?

A STICK

lame waasntt it? XD

Here are some of the lamest:

What did the ghost say to the wall?
Hey, just passing through.

Why was the scientists head all wet?
caz, he had a brain storm.

What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents! Ahaha...

This one is lame, but kinda funny.

P1: Hey, say 'Knock Knock'
P2: Okay... Knock Knock.
P1: Whos there?
P2: Erm...
P1: XD

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the other side.

Doesn't get lamer than this.

He felt his presents! Ahaha...

man1: hey what time is it?
man2: one second let me check.
man1: ok
man2: (puff schnitzel)

knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who
knock knock
whos there
banana
banana who
knock knock
whos there
orange
orange who
orange you glad i didnt say banana!

What did the beach say to the wave?
Long time no sea.

Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Lame, I know.

man who run behind car get exhausted. man who run in front of car get tired.

What goes Clip clop Clip clop Clip clop BANG BANG! CLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOP.

An Amish Driveby.