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You might be a redneck if your wife's earrings double as fishing lures.

You might be a redneck if you think Sherlocke Homes is a housing project down in Biloxi.

You might be a redneck if you think Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company.

You might be a redneck if you hooked up with your present girlfriend from a phonenumber in the Mens Restroom of the Flying J Truck stop.

You might be a redneck if you think safe s*x is a padded headboard.

You might be a redneck if you think God looks like Hank Williams Jr, and Heaven looks like Daytona Beach.

You might be a recneck if you were acquitted of murdering your first wife after she threw your Dolly Parton 8-tracks out the window.

Those are all the ones I know. I think these are pretty funny.

You might be a redneck if you've ever gift wrapped a tire.

you might be a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

You might be a redneck if the FBI surrounded your trailer park twice so far this year.

You might be a redneck if you've figured out how to drink straight from a McDonald's soda fountain.

You might be a redneck if you have more than one brother named Darryl.

You might be a redneck if you've been married three times and you still have the same in-laws.

You might be a redneck if you wear white socks to your wedding and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.

Q: What do you call 30 rednecks in a room?
A: A full set of teeth.

NASCAR was invented when one redneck said to another, "That's a naaas car."

You might be a Redneck if you went to your family reunion looking for a date.

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You might be a redneck of you think possum is "That other white meat."

You might be a redneck if your family tree doesn't branch

You might be a redneck if you've ever pawned a beanie baby

You know this thread will be locked when you plagiarize jokes by copying and pasting them on Armor Games.