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dumbbutdeadly2189
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My ex-gf called me at 7 and asked me to pick her up from a party.
when I got there the police were there and asked who I was. When I explained the officer brought me to the hospital.

(backround)
My ex (who is a solid 10) broke up with me because I "wasn't cool enough" and then told her friends I tried to drug her.
(back to the story.)
when i got to the hospital i was escorted to the room she was in.
she had just been roofied and undressed.

Her mother blamed it on me. Brianna(my ex) told her mom it wasn't me.
when she was discharged she....wait for it....she.....wait for it....

SHE WANTED ME BACK....hahahaha.
that is a sick sick joke.

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Blkasp
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I fail to see how this is a joke and how it is funny.

iMogwai
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Yeah, that's not really a joke... Nor funny... Nor a good topic for a thread... But hey, uh, good for you? Or bad? You seem happy about it, but it sounds kind of horrible, so I don't know if it's good or bad.

Graham
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Anyone who's a solid 10 has no personality whatsoever and she'll likely break up with you soon for something stupid again.

SneakR
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yes i dont understand though did she tell her parents that it was you or not but yes if they are a solid 10 then they most likely are up themselfs and think they are better than everybody else and can get what they want when they want it..

bravehawk204
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I got a joke. Me: I stopped a **** last night.
Other Person: How did you do that?
Me: I stopped chasing her.

bravehawk204
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I don't see how dumbbutdeadly's joke was a joke.

Turtelman1234
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Haha? I don't really see how that's much of a joke, or funny. Makes me want to tilt my head to one side looking curious and wanting an explanation of the joke.

Gamer_Cale
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Omg how stupid are you people hes saying 'what a sick joke' it is that she leaves him and says stupid stuff then wants him back...

RainbowGoGangster3
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wow that is stupid i wouldnt take her back... i would be like screw up your own life dont involve me in it

Turtelman1234
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Omg how stupid are you people hes saying 'what a sick joke' it is that she leaves him and says stupid stuff then wants him back...


Unless it didn't happen, it's not a joke. And the OP is making it sound like it did happen, which would just make it an effed up story to tell your kids about failed relationships.
hokzwijn
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I dont see the joke part. But a cool anekdote though.


P.S. first time using fox armatar. Yay!!!!!

Dragonblaze052
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I never advise or approve of ever harming a woman in any way she doesn't explicitly ask for, but she is very clearly asking to be punched in the face. It pains me to say so, but she clearly deserves it.

Jefferysinspiration
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Really not that funny - if you want advice on this, it would b ebetter suited in the relationship thread.

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