My brother and I have been brainstorming ideas for the dumbest super hero character archetype ever, and an equally dumb villain for him to go up against. We came up with Macaroni Man and his arch nemesis, the One Trick Pony. Macaroni man can squirt cheese out of his hands, has "macaroni vision" which can bake whoever he stares at for 10 minutes at 375 degrees F, and can turn the bones of his enemies into noodles. The One Trick Pony is basically a really muscly guy with a horse head, but we still can't figure out what his one trick is. Maybe a satellite cannon. or a glock.
We still need to come up with lots of bad horse/macaroni puns for them. Here's a few we came up with:
"Macaroni Man will have to PONY UP to beat this villain!"
"There's no HORSIN AROUND with the One Trick Pony!"
if you also want to use this thread to talk about your ideas for extra lame super heroes, go ahead.
