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I'd put one hole in the bottom of a swimming pool and the other on top of my teacher during class. Can you say splash?

Put one in my locker and be able to get anything out of there at any time.

I would be a millionare by stealing money and kidnapping people.

still alive...definetly one of the best endings i have seen in a while

i would to create an infinite void..then i'd jump in with hope that i would find a way to get out

Id shoot one ino outer space and see what it lands on lol

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Portal on ceiling over a crowded place - portal next to me and a bucket full of water balloons somewhere far away from the crowded location.
Let the wetness ensue. >
Also, looking at myself from alternative angles. Loved that part of the game, seriously.

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hrrm, say goodbye to homework, everytime teh teach gives it to me I dump it in a portal which sends it to the teach's desk. Also, I'd attempt to do a backflip. Then, I'd trap myself in the void...

id cheat in track.
oh yeah.
i would shoot a portal right in front of the finish line, then i would run off the track and shoot a portal onn a wall, then i would win!!!

Of course, you must remember that the government would take it from you... I would get a patent, mass-produce them, and become unimaginably rich.

The Cake Is A Lie!

I would make a portal in my hand and in hell. Then I'd go around high fiving people I hate.

Sell it on eBay, and see what happens.

I would make an escape hole for robbing a bank!!! Or... I guess I would like... ditch school.

Laugh at Science.
Or I'd shoot a ceiling and then shoot a wall and then stick my head in one. Gravity is for scientists.

I would shoot a hole into my sister's house in ireland, while I'm here in the USA so I could always see her even though we are many many miles away. The only problem about that is getting the gun, and finding a way to get to Ireland .

what wouldt i do first i would use it in an airsoft war, instead of walking somewere i would just simply shoot a portal, throw my sister through an infinite loop for about a minute, freek people out,go to the top of a building shoot one portal at the bottom and the other would be near a lake then i would jump off into the other portal so i can fly out and people would be like WTF!!!!!

What does this mean!!