Not sure why the original is locked, maybe not enough views... There were some pretty funny definitions in there. My fave:
Super Professional Advertisement MessageShould Probably Also Mention: Spam Posts Always Make Some People Act Moronically... Should Probably Avoid Making Such Poor Attitudes Manifest.
If it got locked in the first place, what made you think making another thread about the same thing would help?
Don't revive a locked thread. It's gonna get locked again and your going to be given a warning :P
Cause it was funny, and this "Tavern" thing is supposed to host funny.
And it was spam, which is against the site policy. I also believe there was a "answered" in the title, which should also hint the thread has met a point where it should no longer continue.
Thread is locked!