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This is basically Picture Wars, except with a little twist. Your pictures are going to be made by you! You have to draw a picture that beats the picture above using MS Paint or whatever kind of drawing tool you have.
Rules:
-No Chuck Norris or Nuclear Bombs.
-Pictures may not contain any sexual themes.
-Pictures that are made to cause pain, must not contain any use of blood or gore.
-No Alcoholic or Drug related pictures.
-Forum rules still apply. To keep this from getting locked, please keep posts from over 7 words.
-No profanity.
-Have fun.
I'll start out:
I crush you with this oversized bowling ball I just so happened to have.
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I happen to have a rock which can destroy the bowling ball provided a nickel is inserted. I have inserted a nickel, so your bowling ball is destroyed.
I easily destroy your rock by putting a dime in that malfunctions the system and it explodes. 
I simply reprogram the rock so that a dime is needed to work. Since you put a dime in, another bowling ball is destroyed, but that is unrelated to beating your image. Here's the reprogrammed rock:
Your rock was mocking me, so I decided to ship it to my friends in Africa. I think it'd be a nice gift.
I go to where the rock was shipped and get it to be shipped back to where I previously came from.
But Mr. Paper has a say to this. He will suffocate rock! Muhahahaha!
Mr. Paper cannot beat the rock because of the contents of this paper:
Aww, this thread has been moved to Forum Games. Anyway, you made an error in the fine print. You said as well, but the rock is not a living thing. Therefore, the fine print does nothing and is cut by this:
Well too bad I use the force to lower the sun so close to your scissors it melts!
The Force is not strong enough to move the Sun by much. Instead, it is still 93 million miles away from Earth.
You take my scissors? Fine. I use the force and take your house deed. The force always wins...