So. You're at your house, slumped over the couch, watching some reality show. You're zoned out until you realize... Wait. I'm quite parched. So, you go and see if you can get a can of soda from your fridge. You have milk, water, bottles of soda, cylinders of soda, spheres of soda, cubes of soda, a printer, a couple of shoes, and a giant, rabid, bear. You shut the door. THERE'S NO MORE SODA!? You scream in an echoing fury, putting your foot down, then holding it in anguish. Apparently you stepped on a tack. You proceed to pull the tack out, and you are all right. You were wearing your extra thick bunny slippers. So, you decide to go get some soda from the store. As you rummage around your house to find your bike helmet, you hear a growl from behind you. You turn around to find that bear, who got out of your fridge. As you are cornered into your "I HAVE EVERYTHING!" room, you sweat and squeal in fear, wondering what to do.
On your quest to find a soda, you will meet bosses, enemies, travel, amazingly hot cocoa, and such. Get past these obstacles.
1st Objective: Kill/Injure/Maim/Hurt Emotionally That Bear. Bear's Health- 3,500/3,500 His Armor- 500/500 Quotes- RAWR IMMA BIG BIG BEAR. Weaknesses- Without his armor/hide, he's vulnerable to attack. And he's emotionally unstable. Strengths- Huge, Rude Tude Mood Include, and ANGREH. Description- Do you want anymore description other than a giant, rabid, unforgiving, unmerciful, killing, rampaging, and etc. bear?
1st Objective: Kill/Injure/Maim/Hurt Emotionally That Bear. Bear's Health- 3,500/3,500 His Armor- 495/500 Quotes- RAWR IMMA BIG BIG BEAR. Weaknesses- Without his armor/hide, he's vulnerable to attack. And he's emotionally unstable. Strengths- Huge, Rude Tude Mood Include, and ANGREH. Description- Do you want anymore description other than a giant, rabid, unforgiving, unmerciful, killing, rampaging, and etc. bear? Eric: No Buffs/Debuffs
Eric: The bear says, "HEY! That's not nice!" He proceeds to hold his cheek. That bear looks angry...
