this is how you get the achievements in order Achievement Unlocked 2 Walkthrough Walkthrough Video
Achievements 1) Hello Again - Start the game 2) Playtastic - You found the play button 3) Crossroads - Discovered the Main Menu 4) Mission Accepted - Start the game 5) Tiles Loaded - Loaded the level 6) Home Sweet Home - Found your home 7) First Floor - Reach the first floor 8) Second Floor - Reach the second floor 9) Third Floor - Reach the third floor 10) Fourth Floor - Got to the fourth floor 11) Fifth Floor - Got to the fifth floor 12) Cataclysm - Welcome to reality 13) Storefront - Found the store 14) Thrifty - Found the second shop room 15) Windowshopper - Found the third shop room 16) Shopper - Found the fouth shop room 17) Big Spender - Found the fifth shop room 18) Shopaholic - Found all the shop rooms 19) Navigationer - Found all the areas 20) Just Gave In - Bought the first level pack 21) Add-on-tastic - Bought the second level pack 22) Deluxe Edition - Bought the third level pack 23) Gold Edition - Bought the fourth level pack 24) Platinum Edition - Bought the fifth level pack 25) Charge It! - Buy all the level packs 26) Wallet Burn - Press a purchase button 27) No Refunds - Jump on a purchased upgrade 28) Panicked Shopper - Panic in the shop 29) Home Emergency - Panic at home 30) Panic Attack - Panic ten times 31) Thirsty - Drink some water 32) Save the Whales - Drink all the water 33) Wheel and Deal - Jump on the hamster wheel 34) Full Speed Ahead! - Reach full speed on wheel 35) Two Trick Pony - Run both ways on the treadmill 36) One... - Go once over the wheel 37) Two... - Go twice over the wheel 38) Three... - Go three times over the wheel 39) Four... - Go four times over the wheel 40) Five! - Go five times over the wheel 41) Dismount! - Jump off the wheel 42) Teleport! - Go through a teleporter 43) Beam Me Up - Exit and Enter every teleporter 44) Freefall Forever - Get in a downward vertical loop 45) Falling Up - Create an infinite teleport loop upwards 46) Corpse Loop - Get a corpse into an infinite loop 47) Reenter - Enter the same teleporter twice 48) You Might As Well - Jump up and down 49) Bouncy - Jump 10 Times 50) Flouncy - Jump 50 Times 51) Trouncy - Jump 100 Times 52) Pouncy - Jump 250 Times 53) Full Jump - Do a big jump 54) No Double Jumping - Try to double jump 55) See Ya - Die. 56) Subtle Movement - Move a tiny amount across the screen 57) Panic Attack - Hit the Panic Button 58) Midflight Deceased - Panic while airborne 59) Multideath - Die 10 times 60) MegaDeath - Die 50 times 61) GigaDeath - Die 100 times 62) Impaler - Die on spikes 63) Stalagmite - Die on upward spikes 64) Stalactite - Die on downward spikes 65) Staleftmite - Die on leftward spikes 66) Starightcite - Die on rightward spikes 67) I Love You Spike - Die 10 times on the same spike 68) Pink - Turn a spike pink 69) First Floor Pink - Turn first floor spikes pink 70) Second Floor Pink - Turn second floor spikes pink 71) Third Floor Pink - Turn the third floor spikes pink 72) Fourth Floor Pink - Turn the fourth floor spikes pink 73) Fifth Floor Pink - Turn the fifth floor spikes pink 74) Pinky Swear - Turn half the spikes pink 75) Pinky Promise - Turn all the spikes pink 76) WASD - Prefer the WASD Control 77) Arrow Keys - Prefer the Arrow Control 78) Colour My Tile - Paint a block 79) 100 Pretty Tiles - Colour 100 tiles in one room 80) First Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on first Floor 81) Second Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 2nd Floor 82) Third Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 3rd Floor 83) Fourth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 4th Floor 84) Fifth Floor Painted - Paint 100 tiles on 5th Floor 85) Coloured 50 - Paint 50 tiles 86) Coloured 100 - Paint 100 tiles 87) Coloured 150 - Paint 150 tiles 88) Coloured 250 - Paint 250 tiles 89) Repainted 500 - Paint 500 tiles 90) Launcher - Touch a launcher 91) Launcher Cleaner - Clean all the first floor launchers 92) Launcher Scrubber - Clean all the second floor launchers 93) Launcher Polisher - Clean all the third floor launchers 94) Launcher Rinser - Clean all the fourth floor launchers 95) Launcher Washer - Clean all the fifth floor launchers 96) Launcher Powerwasher - Clean all launchers 97) Look, a Penny! - Find a coin 98) Pennybags - Collect 30 coins 99) Moneymaker - Collect 60 coins 100) Pennywise - Collect 90 coins 101) It Prints Money - Collect 120 coins 102) Scrooge - Collect 140 coins 103) 1st Collection - Collect first floor coins 104) 2nd Collection - Collect second floor coins 105) 3rd Collection - Collect third floor coins 106) 4th Collection - Collect fourth floor coins 107) 5th Collection - Collect fifth floor coins 108) Gotta Collect 'em All! - Collect all the coins 109) I'm Glad You're Here - Stick around for 10 seconds 110) Good Company - Stick around for 30 seconds 111) BFFs - Stick around for 60 seconds 112) West Side - Look West 113) East Side - Look East 114) Dizzy - Flip direction 5 times in 1 second 115) Hover - Stay airbourne for 6 seconds 116) Dead Crowd - Generate 3 corpses at once 117) Corpsaholic - Generate 5 corpses at once 118) Necrophilia - Generate 10 corpses at once 119) Spike Corpse Hoedown - Land 3 corpses together on the same spike 120) Corpse Levitation - Suspend a corpse for 2 seconds 121) Corpse Juggling - Suspend 5 different corpses 122) Body Drop - Send a corpse to another floor 123) Undead Touch - Touch a dead corpse 124) Telecorpse - Teleport a corpse 125) Teletired - Teleport 50 times 126) Relapse - Panic while touching a checkpoint 127) Respawnorama - Respawn at every checkpoint 128) Clicky - Click click clickaroo 129) Not Left Click - Check out the Right Click Menu 130) BILLY MAYS - Enable Caps Lock 131) Scrolly - Scroll the achievements list 132) Extreme Scrolling - Scroll to the very bottom 133) So Happy! - Make a happy face with keyboard letters 134) Erasure - Push the backspace key 135) Quality Time - Set the quality lower 136) Waltzing Ma - Push the tilda key (~) 137) Partial Colon - Push the semicolon 138) Silence is Golden - Push the mute button 139) Same combo as my luggage! - Push 1,2,3,4,5 140) Paste in Notepad - Push the centre of the wheel 141) Dash! - Run 20 metres in-game 142) Look I'm Big! - I made music! 143) Keyboard Hero - Hit every piano key 144) Ode to Joy - Play Ode to Joy on the Piano (E E F G G F E D) 145) Twinkle Twinkle - Play Twinkle Twinkle (Little Star) on the Piano (C C G G A A G) 146) Row Row Row Your Boat - Play Row your Boat on the Piano (C C C D E E D E F G) 147) Piano Slide Up - Hit every piano key from bottom to top 148) Piano Slide Down - Hit every piano key from top to bottom 149) Corpse Organ - Land a corpse on a piano key 150) Chord - Play a note while your corpse plays another 151) Harmony - Play a note while 2 corpses play another 152) High and Low Cs - Jump from the last key to first 153) Fort Alpha - Find Hidey Hole 1 154) Fort Beta - Find Hidey Hole 2 155) Fort Gamma - Find Hidey Hole 3 156) Fort Delta - Find Hidey Hole 4 157) Fort Zeta - Find Hidey Hole 5 158) Fort Eta - Find Hidey Hole 6 159) Fort Theta - Find Hidey Hole 7 160) Fort Iota - Find Hidey Hole 8 161) Fort Kappa - Find Hidey Hole 9 162) Fort Lambda - Find Hidey Hole 10 163) Fortable - Find a Hidey Hole 164) Oooooooh *Push* - Push the orange button. 165) No button! - Release the orange button. 166) Pressing Issue - Push the orange button 20 times. 167) And.... hold! - Hold the orange button down for 3 seconds 168) Pretty Button!!! - Look at the button 169) Quick to Strike - Hit the orange button twice in a second 170) Inactivity - Don't do anything for ten seconds 171) Survival - Don't die for 20 seconds 172) Invulnerable - Don't die for 40 seconds 173) One Wheel! - Stop one slot reel 174) Two Wheel! - Stop two slot reels 175) Three Wheel! - Stop all the reels 176) Insert Coin - Start the reels 177) RGB - Stop the reels on Elephant, Llama, Giraffe 178) Elephant Jackpot! - Get all Elephants in the slot machine 179) Emu Jackpot! - Get all Emus in the slot machine 180) Llama Jackpot! - Each all Llamas in the slot machine 181) Consolation Prize - Match 2 random symbols in the slot 182) Not a Winner - Match no symbols in the slots 183) Trip Giraffes - Match 3 giraffes on the slots 184) Addicted Gambler - Lock the slots 30 times 185) Left it Running - Leave the floor while the slot wheels are running 186) Reely Restart - Restart a reel 187) Reel it backwards - Hit the reels in the reverse order 188) Three Times the Minute - System clock time is divisible by 3 189) Rollout! - Roll the mouse off the screen 190) Mouseing Around - Move the cursor 1 foot across the screen 191) 10 Foot Mousetrek - Move the cursor 10 feet across the screen 192) EleClick - Hey, that tickles! 193) Won't Follow Directions - You just had to do it... 194) Further Fall - Fall two floors 195) Super Fall - Fall three floors 196) Mega Fall - Fall four floors 197) Colossal Fall - Fall all the way to the bottom from the top 198) Further Ascend - Rise two floors 199) Super Ascend - Rise three floors 200) Mega Ascend - Rise four floors 201) Colossal Ascend - Rise from the bottom to the top 202) I Can't Live With This - Die outside 203) Safer Inside - Go back inside from the Cataclysm 204) Two Browser Windows - Open two browser windows of the same game 205) Break Time! - Find the hot coffee feature 206) Break Off! - Start playing again on the main screen 207) Buzz - Move around in the coffee feature 208) The Burn! - Jump in the hot coffee mug 209) Warm... - Fall below the hot coffee stage 210) Colder... - Fall further below the coffee stage 211) Even Colder... - Fall even further below the coffee stage 212) Cold Coffee! - Find the secret secret stage 213) The Final Straw - Stand on top of the straw 214) There's the pump! - Start the pump 215) Begin the fill! - Fill the first floor height 216) Keep Filling Captain! - Fill the second floor height 217) The Pressure! - Fill the third floor height 218) The Bends! - Fill the fourth floor height 219) Full Glass! - Fill the entire building with water 220) Draining - Drain the entire building from the fifth floor 221) Hey, a Pastry! - Poop a Pastry 222) Yum Yum! - Eat a Pastry 223) Maximum Pastry! - Poop 10 pastries 224) Pastry Chef - Poop 30 pastries 225) Pastry Connoisseur - Consume 25 pastries 226) Bloataphant - Eat 50 pastries 227) Doggy Bag - Launch a pastry into a teleporter 228) To Go Order - Use a launcher to launch a pastry 229) Pastry for the Dead - Give a pastry to a corpse 230) Soggy pastries - Make pastries underwater 231) Drown - Die underwater 232) Do a Barrel Roll! - Push Z or R twice! 233) I Don't Get It - Access the walkthrough 234) Stop and Hop - Jump without moving left or right 235) Aww Poor Puppy - Look hopeless 236) A Decade - Earn 10% of the achievements 237) It's Roaring! - Earn 20% of the achievements 238) Days Past September - Earn 30% of the achievements 239) By Volume - Earn 40% of the achievements 240) Fifty - Earn 50% of the achievements 241) Every Time - Earn 60% of the achievements 242) Hey, Youre Passing! - Earn 70% of the achievements 243) B Average - Earn 80% of the achievements 244) Final Run - Earn 90% of the achievements 245) Almost There! - Earn 95% of the achievements 246) I Can't Shake Him! - Earn 96% of the achievements 247) Almost... there... - Earn 97% of the achievements 248) Stay on Target! - Earn 98% of the achievements 249) Pull Up! - Earn 99% of the achievements 250) Absolute Completion - Earn every other achievment