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After watching the movie I began to wonder... What can the lovely people at Armor Games do in under 30 minutes. Try to keep it PG-13, my parents read over my shoulders.
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I can
Turn the light on
Turn the light off.
Open the door.
Talk to someone.
Log into armor games.
Go to the neighbor.
Sport.
Close the door.
Sleep.
There are so many things you can do in 30 minutes..
So i think this is a useless thread:P i look at multiple threads, react, play games, talk with friends, listen to music, eat , read, and watch something within 30 minutes..
Well, I can: I can ride my bike with no handlebars
Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
And I can see your face on the telephone
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
I'm all curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
Cuz I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die from exasperation
Have'em all healed from their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
Because I can guide a missile by satellite
And I can hit a target through a telescope
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
(Let's see if anyone knows what thats from... lol)
Well, I can: I can ride my bike with no handlebars
Look at me, look at me
hands in the air like it's good to be
ALIVE
and I'm a famous rapper
even when the paths're all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to "De Colores"
And "I'm Proud to be an American"
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:
I can keep rhythm with no metronome
And I can see your face on the telephone
Look at me
Just called to say that it's good to be
ALIVE
In such a small world
I'm all curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
Cuz I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone
And I can split the atoms of a molecule
Look at me
Driving and I won't stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My tower secure
My cause is noble
My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let'em all die from exasperation
Have'em all healed from their lacerations
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
Because I can guide a missile by satellite
And I can hit a target through a telescope
And I can end the planet in a holocaust
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
(Let's see if anyone knows what thats from... lol)
Flobots!
In 30 Minutes or Less, I can complete the following tasks (Not necessarily all at once):
Get dressed
Go to the bathroom
Wash my hands
Turn on my computer
Turn on my Wii
Beat Super Mario Bros.
Spin around in my spinny chair 50 times
Fall off my spinny chair
Vomit from motion sickness on accident
Vomit on purpose
Clean up the vomit
Make pancakes
Eat pancakes
Drink 5 glasses of milk
Fall down the stairs
Fall UP the stairs
Learn how gravity works on Wikipedia
Jump out a window to test my newly learned gravity skills
Die
Get Better
Buy a smoothie from WaWa
Drink a smoothie from WaWa
Watch cat videos
Watch Nyan Cat
Make a Pop Tart
Merge it with my neighbor's cat (unsuccessfully)
Feed it Skittles so it will shoot rainbows (Also unsuccessful)
Throw the failed Nyan Cat out a window only to watch it fly while shooting out rainbows
Question my sanity
Load a shotgun
Blow my brains out
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only thirty minutes thats a bit short i guess i can read thirty pages in a book or read 60 pages in a book if i speed read or i can evacuate a million people from anywhere by telling them one thing: Hugh Jackman is in the house
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