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TheLegitGamer
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Let's say for one day, All animals could talk and understand your language! What would you ask that animal?
And YES I am making fun of the repetitive Ask A threads ;P

I would ask a penguin if it is insulting that you are the only birds who can't fly.

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GhostOfMatrix
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Herald

I would ask a dog why they always bark. Also why some of them drink out of the toilet.

GentlemanClam
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Nomad

I would ask a bird if they were really the word.

aamer13
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Nomad

id ask a penguin

can i call u ping ping and take u home PRETTY PLEASE (with a really cute puppy face unless ping ping scared of puppies)

eddyalex
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Nomad

I would ask an afghan hound how it feels to be stupid

murasaki9
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Blacksmith

I would ask a cat what its like running around on four cute little fluffy paws.

Mistersadman
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Nomad

I would ask a bird to lay an egg and see if it does.

MachineofLight
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Blacksmith

I would ask a cat why are they afraid of dogs.

Waldorf
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Archduke

I would ask most of insects: who the hell are you? why you are not extinct?

Jefferysinspiration
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Farmer

I would ask a cat why are they afraid of dogs.


My dogs are so afraid of cats it's unreal.
Somewhat49
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Nomad

I would ask my cat, why are you being so difficutlt wit me?

MachineofLight
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Blacksmith

My dogs are so afraid of cats it's unreal.

That is unreal I thought dogs were the higher species.
dair5
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Shepherd

I would talk to a pretator. It would be so usefull. Like if I meet a bear. I'll have a good chance of making it out alive.

murasaki9
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Blacksmith

Ask a lion.
I'd ask a lion how it feels to be the king of the beasts.

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