There have been topics like this in the past, but they have been labeled as SPAM because they do not offer long enough answers. Can you come up with a way to improve this thread? If not, it will have to be locked.
hm... well I can probably improve it. Everyone has to write 5 sentences. We can call the game 5 sentences.
The government had finally found out about my soup. I didn't MEAN for it to KILL someone, I just wanted to create a soup anyone could enjoy. But in doing so I had created a chemical reaction within, and the soup would dry up all the acid in your stomach, and it would become impossible to digest. Well, one of my customers liked it soooooo much that he ate all of it, and his stomach exploded. Oh well, I guess Ice-cream onion soup wasn't a good Idea. Back to the drawing board.