Okay, I don't know anyone with those kinds of names, but here's a list of strange names from Britain circa 1700-1800s. It is from an issue of Reader's Digest, so it isn't mine, but it is funny.
> Lethal Margaret Stothert (1875) > Lurking Crabb (1780) > Tom **** Harry (1890) > Nicholas If-Jesus-Christ-Had-Not-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-****ed Barebon (1640) > Original Bottom (1846) > Fatal Frederick Grucutt (1858) > Wach Broomhead (1848)
Oliver Clothesoff is pretty strange. It'd be awkward if you ever yell it out in a school hallway or some other public place and some guy named Oliver hears it.
The weirdest name i know is godelieve (this is dutch for something as sweet god or something:P)
This is a dutch website with the weirdest names: http://www.yunomi.nl/artikel/rare-namen i'll translate what you hear in dutch when you speak their names out loud:P
1. Stanley knife 2. this one i think you can understand 3. Pineapple 4. Wants to **** 5. Is from yesterday 6. Couldn't pee 7. Mister dwarf 8. Bread 9. T-shirt with half long sleeves:P
I think it's more funny when you're dutch, but i hope you also think it's funny =)
The principal at my school is named Bob Smith. For real. No joke. If I had to give someone the most uncommon name in the world, it'd be Cornelius Xavier Walkins.
Oh, there's also a kid in my school named Olalakein Shobawale(not sure any of that is spelled correctly). I don't know very many other people with really weird names. Just some funny ones.
