This is the best pickup line ever (be prepared for pervyness..)- "Hey, you look tired. Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up."
2nd best- "Hey nice pants. They would look better on the floor."
So I just called my GF and asked her for some lines. Here they are:
1.If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
2.If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? [No] Well, I don't, so let's go.
3.Nice legs. What time do they open?
4.There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
5.What do you like for breakfast? (I don't get this one, but she told me to put it on the list)
6.[What are you doing?] I'm taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Less pervy time:
7.I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
8.Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
9.My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
10.I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Last but not least, the best of all: Nice shoes.[Thanks] Wanna have sex?
endnote: My GF told me that the people who tried the perv lines on her got smacked in the face, but the nice lines got a nice rejection. I hope these helped you in your quest to get laid (or get a GF) and I hope you have fun using them.
There's already a thread like this that has been drifting around for a while, but I guess this could be the new one. Okay... Do you work at Subway, because you're giving me a footlong right now.
What do you like for breakfast? (I don't get this one, but she told me to put it on the list)
really come on, means you're coming home with me tonight and your not leaving till morning so morning after our (well you should know) i am going to make you breakfast tried to be pretty discrete there
mine now: oh my god are you okay? Because i thought a fall from heaven would kill you, angel (wink)
