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schuetteg6
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yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

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schuetteg6
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yo momma so poor i broke in and out of her house at the same time!

CommanderPaladin
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Yo Momma so dumb, she made another copy of a thread that got canned for being a duplicate.

Seriously, this is a Dup and will likely be locked as such. This material goes in the "Lame Jokes/Puns" thread, as per the Mod who locked the last "YO Momma" thread. Check for this sort of thing next time, 'k?

schuetteg6
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I just like to post stuff, I dont have enough time to check.. ok, plus i didnt know were suposed to check, im sorry

eatmydust166
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Yo Momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo Momma like a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo Momma so fat when she missed the school bus she yelled "some one catch my twinky"!
Yo Momma so fat when she sat on the toilet it said A B C D E F G get your fat [butt] off of me.
Yo Momma so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!
Yo Momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
Yo Momma so stupid, she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled "TWINKIE!"
Yo Momma so normal, there's nothing funny about her.

IfYouInsist
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Yo Momma like a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.


Haha... that made my day.
schuetteg6
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Dude when I heard that one, It sounds like it might just be the best yo momma joke Ive ever heard!

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