Please stop scaring the Slimes away. I want to attempt a level 2 charge slash on one but you keep shooting them and that makes them run away. I don't want to have to leave you with the armored centaurs again just to get a shot at making Mommy Slime angry, so please leave the Slimes alone.
Dear Skeleton King,
I know you're probably mad at me for slaughtering endless numbers of your brethren, but that still doesn't excuse the fact that you showed up during a shadow battle involving multiple other armored monsters, one of which was a skeleton mage that kept spawning more little buddies for me to deal with, even after I've already killed you twice in the past. If you have to interrupt me every time I go past D3, at least drop something worthwhile instead of leaving me with nothing but wasted supplies.
Dear 2-headed Fire Giant,
You are really mean. Normally I don't have a problem with a difficult optional boss, but after grinding enough to slaughter you (30 levels, keep in mind you leveled up with me until you hit 28), I realized that your little ghost spawning trick is a real jerk move. After finally wiping the floor with you the other day, I took the ghosts on for kicks, only to find that killing one of them spawns 6 more that all look just like the one I killed. My opinion is that you should really rethink that move, because it literally makes it impossible to kill you without grinding more than I think one should need to, considering I first met you at around level 11. Others might say that it's really smart for someone to have a way to become unbeatable, but in your case, you're a hostile NPC, and hostile NPCs should not be completely unbeatable without intense grinding. Really freaking difficult I'm OK with, but impossible I'm not OK with. That's all.
Dear Beholder,
Why is it that I can't attack you while jumping, even though you're about ten times my size? That just doesn't make sense.
