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Some of my favorites:

Tonight thereâs a new reality show on Fox: âFast Animals, Slow Children.â

Hello, 911? Itâs Quagmire. Yeah, itâs caught in the window this time.

Hey, Mother! I come bearing a gift. Iâll give you a hint: itâs in my diaper, and itâs not a toaster.

I think the lesson here is, it really doesnât matter where youâre from, as long as weâre all the same religion.

You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be ****ed if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert.

Peter as a child: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourseft at night.

What's with all the stupid symbols in my last post? o_O

[/quote]What's with all the stupid symbols in my last post? o_O [quote]

Idk, I think that happens when you copy and paste from another website. My all time favourite quote from Family guy is:

When Peter is fighting with Lois and he punched her and she says "you can't hit me, I'm a girl, and then Peter says," Sometimes I wonder." lol I love that quote.

"We could move to England. The worst they have there is drive-by arguments."

"Oh Reginald......I disagree!!"
*drives off*

...

"Hellooooooo, Cleveland!!"
"Hello, Peter."

...

"The only British idiom I know is that '***' means 'cigarette'."
"Well then someone tell this 'cigarette' to shut up."

"Sorry Meg. Daddy loves ya, but Daddy also loves Star Trek, and in all fairness, Star Trek was here first. "

xD

A nice one to.
When Meg says : I want to have children to.
Peter says : Meg, we have talked about this. To make children a man has to become aroused. Meg : thats right dad. Peter : Now go in the mud .....

Isn't exactly right, did it from the head.

"Well this deosnt make breakfest at all" i almost die laughing when peter said that

I want a window seat and an in-flight happy meal. AND NO PICKLES! Oh God help you if I find pickles!

What the HELL do you think you're doing?
Strapping you in, honey, so you don't get hurt.
So I don't get hurt? Is THAt the best you can come up with you dull-witted termigant!
I brought your raffi tape....
*silence*
*silence*
Play wheels on the dots and get the hell out of my sight.

Sorry for the double post.

"Quick! Back up!"

Lying is the only way to keep Lois from knowing the truth.

that has to be one from stewie this one i really like

*My god?|Do you know what it's time for?|A sexy party!|Funny sound

i like when peter is trying to make a secret identity and the man asks for his name and he sees a man peeing and goes &quotee" then a man crying "tear" then a griffin flies past "griffin. yes thats my name, peter griffin... **** it!"

i like when peter is trying to make a secret identity andthe man asks for his name and he sees a man peeing and goes &quotee" then a man crying "tear" then a griffin flies past "griffin. yes thats my name, peter griffin... **** it!"

Anything Ollie Wiliiams says.

"I saw a fish!"