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You are a boy.

Is my theory that Earth is flat correct? And why it is correct?

No, the earth is a cat.

Is the moon a dog?

(oh no that cat is playing with Australia! )
I've just read about these things and my conclusion is that: there lives a dog on the moon that sends "halo" signals. I'm not sure why isn't that "hello". I mean that dog might be Pole, duh?

Where is the East Pole?

You can find it on your left above behind the great yggdrasil that is on the moon of the 7629th planet of this universe.

May I may?

Nope, it's still april.

Is comedy funny?

No, not at all. Funny things are funny.

Did you just assume my gender?

Yes, you're a defense helicopter.

Can you weave forum threads together into a piece of forum cloth?

I'm afraid my computer loom is too worn and my weaving skills too poor to do so. Nevertheless many threads might form a strong cloth with nicely looking sewing design.

Why is Winnie the Pooh so MEAN?

Obviously you know by name. Winnie. He likes to win. So he shall never lose.

Do people die when they are killed?

No, they fall asleep. After some time they stay up muttering lines like: "Braaaaains" and stuff.

How to catch some sun?

Simple. Pokeballs, gotta catch'em all!

Is Gilgamesh a nice guy?

idk, I've never met him. I aspire to one day, though.

Is there a horseless headman?

Have a SNICKERS® cause you get confused, when you're hungry.

How can I become the best primo uomo in this opera?

dont try

what is 9+10

If I'm wrong, it's 910.

How can I become THAT MUCH unwise?