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You will need 3 goats, a bagpipe and doing like that {fliping the hand like a witch} {- jack sparrow}

How you eat a cake and keep it full?

Put it in the toilet and wait for it to soak up water, the cut a ring around the outside.

How can I learn to fly?

Study lobsters, of course!

How can I become the very best, like no one ever was?

Get some Pokemon, of course! XD

What do you do to a drunken sailor?

Things you never speak of until you're on your deathbed. e.e

How do I pee on a bush?

Open a bag of peas, and dump them on the bush.

2+2=?

The sum of two plus to can be a variety of things, depending on the culture, country, mathematical unit, etc. However, the most commonly accepted equation is 2 + 2 = Window. However, three other answers are quite common depending on many variable, these would be 44, 27, and eye. Of course, there are still many more sums that have not been listed.

How do you climb a pen?

To do so requires the assistance of a teller

How do I become a "1337 h4x0r"?

You learn how to speak proper English first.

How do you win a game?

Ofcourse by cheating! xD

What's the stupidest question in the world?

Obviously not any of ours!

How do I know if I'm dead or not?

You look in a mirror and see if you look dead to yourself.

How do you die?

By being on Earth.

Who stickied this thread?

The same person that stickied the "corrupt a wish"!

Why is Pluto so small?

Because the Planet Polisher over-polished Pluto to the point where it is rather small.

Why is Jupiter so big?