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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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SirLegendary
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Duke

He his Barack Nomama

Why aren't people so active these days?

UnleashedUponMankind
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Grand Duke

Because they eat more vegetables.

Why is the sky blue and not rose?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Because all the roses were given to Aphrodite, Leaving Zeus with sunflowers, and Poseidon with seaweed.

How do you tell the difference between smart and smarter?

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Flip a coin.

How do you mathematically find a good game?

xeano321
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Farmer

Bales of cotton.

How do you know when an apple is ripe?

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Knock on the front door.

How can I use GIMP?

SirLegendary
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Duke

Pray.

How do I stay away when I'm asleep?

Doombreed
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Templar

Take a cold shower and drink three cups of coffee (black, no milk, no sugar) afterwards. Then sit in your favorite chair, Take a painkiller and stab your index finger with a knive. You can trust me I am a random dude on the internet.

What is the meaning of life?

Frank_Frooton
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Bard

42.

What game does theuser above me remind me of?

Doombreed
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Templar

Yes.

How high are you?

Im_a_gamer
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Jester

50 feet

Is this a question.

Frank_Frooton
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Frank_Frooton
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Bard

Beer.

Was that soda, or rubbing alcohol that I just drank?

Im_a_gamer
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Im_a_gamer
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Jester

My pee.

Did i just eat a sandwich of ant meat?

AHomoSapien
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Shepherd

Pant meat? I didn't know such a thing existed.

When I close my eyes why do I see glowing circle floating thing and no I have not ingested anything of a questionable nature.

SirLegendary
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Duke

because the lord. and the light of life.

Why isn't there masculinism? Or why Havent i heard of it?

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