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Because they are actually being carried by invisible carbon fiber cables attached to an invisible mind controlled EC-130 B4. The wings are a disguise, i tell you! A DISGUISSSSEEEE

Whats 9+10?

Time to go to bed for some people.

Why is blood red?

Because the sky is blue.

Why is my sandwich crawling away?

It want to be eaten in france.

Why is patrick a star?

Because he made the hit song "The World Revolves Around that other guy who isn't Me"

Why have all the mods become a bunch more active?

We want to earn some extra-reputation... you know, santa is coming

A propos santa, why did he wear red?

Because on first his murdering spree he got his nice white clothes bloody, and it sort of clung.

Where is the above moderator's face?

A portal to the land of eternal yellow snow. Everything there has a bladder problem, or something.

Although I live in ohio, it is raining 19 days before Christmas. What Gives Mama Natre??!?!

think mother nature.

Mother Nature is making up for the snow day we got about a month ago.

Why do goats scream?

Because it's stomach is being cut open, by a misguided HP fan, in an attempt to find a bezoar.

How do I know if the color red, looks the same through my eyes, as oppose to everyone else eyes?

Stab yourself in the heart, and if everyone else see's green too, you're fine.

How do I continue to play a game I gave up on, just to get a quest?

You keep playing it to prove the quest system wrong.

How do I know if I'm a good user or not?

Ask an inactive troll if he/she likes you, then go out to dinner with them.

How do I know if this entire forum hates me and wishes I was banned or not?

Coin hate, tails not

Coin Flip = Heads

Why are bananas yellow?

oh. Drat, I should go then.
Because they like the Beatles too much and are under water.

Why did Unleashed have to flip for it?