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Because we use our eyes.

Who are you?

Eater of worlds.

Why do we have 20 fingers?

Because we're only supposed to have ten.

How do you lose a finger?

You eat it when you are hungry.

Why do we grow hair?

So that we can grow to like it, only to lose it when we get older.

Why does my fridge keep beeping?

Because it wants attention.

Why am I always hungry?

because being thirsty is worse.

Why is the world two colors?

Because the circumference of the earth spins at an 80° angle around. The sun witch is 40000000° F and as it spins if the population of the earth goes down below 7 billion then the earth will drift away from the sun to a new galaxy lol it did in 5000 B.C. in the great marijuana war and then um well yeah I just made all of this up even the heat of the Sun instead of looking it up so yeah.

Why can't I fly

Because life gave us tails instead of wings,deal with it.

Why is pandaitits a sun.

Because there were no panda armatars

Why did I just drive off a cliff.

OOPS I PUT MARIJUANA WAR IT AUTO CORRECTED I MENT TO PUT MARTION sorry for caps

Because you thought you were a flying panda.

Why can't I see in slow motion?

Because world it too slow.

Why do i hate school?

Because it is a waste of time.

Why humans are cold blood?

Because its very cold outside

Why am i a polar bear?