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I really have no idea...

Why am I all of a sudden taking part in several forum posts?

Because forum games corrupt your soul

Why is everything pitch black?

Because you don't have any lights on.

Why is it so cold outside? o.o

Because Christmas is coming.

Why are my eyes burning?

Because they're on fire.

Why didn't I fix my hair today? :/

Because its burned yesterday.

Where is my cat?

In a tree.

Is it raining outside?

Why would you think it rains?

Scientifically, why does UV rays reach us? (Make it dumb!)

Because horses farts make it stronger!!!

What is a lady with a pig?

A pig wearing a ladle on it's head.

Why does clickbait exist?

because gantic has no life.

why is no one ever online anymore?

Because AG isn't even real, you are just dreaming about it!

Why is poop brown?

Because you ate too much of my chocolate!...!

Why is it that I like someone way over in another country?? o_o

It's because a cupid shot you.

Why can't we teleport yet?

Because if people teleport, they will not make enough movements to keep fit and end up being 500 pounds. Just like in WALL-E, but not with teleporting.

Why did I make a haircut?