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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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StormWalker
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Jester

Bowser brainwashed you into it so he could steal your brain.

why did Mario have a caribou steak?

SquirrelMaster0282
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Nomad

because you can

can i

recneps1337
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recneps1337
453 posts
Nomad

because he was hungry

why does it take so long to type a question

StormWalker
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Jester

because you both were ninja'd!

i answer both questions with this fabulous answer: CABBAGE

StormWalker
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Jester

wait, that was two answers. i go with first one.

why does boiled cabbage smell weird?

recneps1337
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recneps1337
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Nomad

because it was boiled not fried

why am i beign ninjad

StormWalker
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Jester

the pirates are attacking.

why are the pitares attacking?

recneps1337
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recneps1337
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Nomad

because pirates are elitest jerks

why am i doing this instead of homework?

shadowjak135
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Nomad

Because procrastination is like masturbation: It's fun at the beginning, but when your done, you realize that you just F***ed yourself.

Why does the universe go on forever?

tom0000009
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Peasant

Because Gawd was to lazy to build the universe a fence.

Why did I say Gawd?

shadowjak135
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shadowjak135
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Nomad

because of batman saying it in a single comic book you read as a kid.

Why do I like the smell of rotten eggs?

tom0000009
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tom0000009
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Peasant

Because rotten is rockin.

Why did I say that?

stephenking
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stephenking
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Nomad

Because you wanted to and did.

Why am I sitting down?

SquirrelMaster0282
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SquirrelMaster0282
454 posts
Nomad

because you're not standing up

what is my last name

CommanderPaladin
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Nomad

what is my last name
0282

Who's asking?
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