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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Chryosten
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17,384 posts
Herald

Because you're in a simulation.

Why does the bell ring?

LordLazyLeopard
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LordLazyLeopard
783 posts
Constable

Because it doesn't want to necklace.

Where can one find a chrysanthemum?

Majestic_Fish
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1,917 posts
Chancellor

Int he hidden chamber of the greatdark lords, and to reach ityou have to get every quest, 100 merits and win every forum game 10 times.

Does the sun love the moon because it's a vampire?

LordLazyLeopard
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783 posts
Constable

No, the sun loves the moon because it occasionally blocks the view of portions of the earth, therefore allowing the sun to feel less self-conscious.

Is a prime number innately superior to a non-prime number?

SportShark
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2,980 posts
Scribe

Only if it picks up the tab.

Why is there no king of the world?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
King

Because The Son God Emperor destroyed him. More precisely his pet, Sarlaac, ate him.

How can I read books ten times faster?

Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
2,869 posts
Treasurer

Read books that are ten times as short.

Why do people oppose a Sun God Emperor?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
King

Because they are blind and dull. Unfortunately they're not mute.

Why do mice rule on Earth?

SportShark
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SportShark
2,980 posts
Scribe

Because men are mice.

If mice rule earth, then do hamsters rule Mars?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
King

I don't know, I didn't read all parts of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" yet.

Why other stars look so small on the sky comparing to the Sun?

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
1,954 posts
Bard

Because they're small.

why am I hungry?

PLGuy
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PLGuy
4,755 posts
King

Because you ate too much cheese and Gouda.

Why am I sleepy?

PHLHimself
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PHLHimself
300 posts
King

Because the other 6 dwarfs already picked their names.

Why do cats hiss at me?

Yellowcat
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Yellowcat
2,869 posts
Treasurer

You hiss at them first.

Why can people no english?

Saiyoku
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Saiyoku
1,954 posts
Bard

Cuz dum

Why am I loved?

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