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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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tom0000009
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Peasant

Because you don't have wings.

What happens if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself?

melon0111
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211 posts
Nomad

because youre not dead yet.

why does pressing alt F4 at the same time give you 100 AP?

ide4749
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ide4749
310 posts
Nomad

Because i dont hav a computer

why does press the power button on ur desktop/laptop make u go 2 rank 1 out of ###

aamer13
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Nomad

okay that wasnt nice , i had to turn my computer back on!

WHY ARE COOKIES FUNNY LOKKING< yea i have gone NUT WUTTY! BANNED

melon0111
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Nomad

because its not a button that gives the computer power its a button that gives you power.

why are theese games fun?

ide4749
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ide4749
310 posts
Nomad

because they involve u sittin and staring at a screen of u typing dumb answers

Y was all ur profile progress deleted??

melon0111
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melon0111
211 posts
Nomad

because you wanted to scare people.

why did i take an arrow to the knee?

SirNoobalot
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SirNoobalot
22,207 posts
Nomad

You stole Jarl Ulfric Stormcloak's Sweet Roll, that's why.

Would you rather drink and drive or get high and fly?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Drink and fly and get high and drive.

Where do you hide a bomb?

Mort_Kawasaki
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1,211 posts
Nomad

You strap it onto your belly.
Why is lasagna almost holy food?

Waldorf
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Waldorf
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Archduke

Cause Devil, himself made it for the first time!

how old is devil?

Mort_Kawasaki
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Mort_Kawasaki
1,211 posts
Nomad

As old as god minus 1 minute
Is there more than eating and sleeping in life?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Yes, death.

How do you build a car?

Mort_Kawasaki
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1,211 posts
Nomad

You assemble the required parts.

How does hair gel work?

tom0000009
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Peasant

By turning your hair into gel and then smothering it all over your head.

Why am I not doing my homework?

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