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Minigore12
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Nomad

The title explains itself.

Example:
Post 1: What is 1+1?
Post 2: 11.
Post 2: <insert question here>

and so on and so forth.

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Daizidawizard9000
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1,609 posts
Nomad

Because it's spelled D A I Z I.

What is this thing that is on my head?

CommanderBrenden
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CommanderBrenden
709 posts
Nomad

Its your hair.

Why is there a enter key on my keyboard.

Daizidawizard9000
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Daizidawizard9000
1,609 posts
Nomad

So you can enter your zip code to win a pizza.

What is this thing in front of me? It's bright, colorful, and magical! What is it?

epicness01
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1,515 posts
Nomad

It's probably a computer, but I could be wrong.

Which one is it, Daiz or Daizi?

Daizidawizard9000
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Daizidawizard9000
1,609 posts
Nomad

Daizi. It's pronounced like daisy.

Why am I asking questions?

JalapenoFez
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JalapenoFez
904 posts
Peasant

You asked a question?

I forgot how to sit... Can you help me?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

You put your right leg in and your right leg out, wiggle it, then put your left leg in and your left leg out, wiggle it and that's how you sit.

What is a creeper doing in my house?

epicness01
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Nomad

It's here to *boom* there goes my explanation; I thought he was selling you Girl Scout cookies...

Why did Darkfire just make a Minecraft reference? It's really not a very good game...

Daizidawizard9000
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Daizidawizard9000
1,609 posts
Nomad

SHUT UP IT'S AWESOME.

Why does epicness01 hate Minecraft?

crazyape
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crazyape
1,606 posts
Peasant

Because i've tried it and it sucks. The graphics are lame, there's not much of a point, and WE ALL KNOW IT.

Why did Daisy add 9000 to an otherwise original and elite-sounding name?

Daizidawizard9000
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Daizidawizard9000
1,609 posts
Nomad

Because I wanted to. And stop saying Minecraft sucks. 21,000,000 and more people will disagree.

Why do people hate Minecraft?

CommanderBrenden
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CommanderBrenden
709 posts
Nomad

Because they are noobs.

What is a noob? ( Ik what that is btw. )

Daizidawizard9000
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Daizidawizard9000
1,609 posts
Nomad

A new boob.

Why are there noobs?

epicness01
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epicness01
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Nomad

Because if there weren't, there would be no experts, because both are relative terms.

Why did I give an answer that was more smarterer than Daizi's?

Chryosten
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Chryosten
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Herald

Because in a parallel universe, it's not really a good answer.

Why do people judge games by their graphics instead of the actual gameplay?

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