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Because there's nothing else for you to like.

Do we really exist?

Maybe.

Do we not exist?

Maybe.

What is the meaning of life?

Because you're in love with penguins so much that you want to marry it.

Where is the nearest bin?

Where the nearest bin is located. Duh.

When do pies make more pies?

Because of PIECEPTION. *insert dramatic music here*

Why isn't this sound effect machine working?

Because in Soviet Russia, the world rules Russia.

WHY CAN'T I STOP TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS?

Because of your horrible grammar.

Why does Jeff have horrible grammar?

Because your horrible grammar is a disease.

How does a blender work?

You put two colors together to get another color!

Do anyone of you know about Minecraft's secret?

The secret to Minecraft is compressed circles.

Why is a chicken called one?

Because it's not grass.

Why are chickens not grass?

Because it's a conspiracy man!

What's a conspiracy?

It's the worship of the spirit of a con.

What's grass?

Green A**.

How do you green?